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~*WickedAngel*~ 01-01-2004 06:31 PM

I still haven't slept

dinzdale 01-02-2004 04:48 PM

So another tedious year begins.
Finally got to bed after the festivities, more bloody champagne and caviar in Rio with the greedy bastard Nolans. There is only so many times that their rendition of "I'm in the mood for dancing" topless to the strains of Samba music one can take. I have half a mind to just up anchor and let this damn 200 ft yacht sink itself of the coast of Tierra del Fuego. If it wasnt for the upcoming knighthood I would easily take the next few months off to recover my senses.
Leftover braised calfs liver for lunch, and the forcast of wind forces 8 to 10 gusting from the NNE are not going to make our passage to Tahiti any easier. Still, the Govenor General is expecting my prescence to open the new Government Office of Naked Limbo Dancing, and I hate to let down old friends.
Pass the Dom Perignon, I need a little fizz.......

Perky Pat 01-02-2004 05:54 PM

if there's anything i can do to help you through this difficult time just let me know. you've been a great help to me this past while. i'll be right here on the settee.

Magpie 01-02-2004 06:00 PM

Ohhh Dinz your post reminds me of when we walked through fire together on one of our trips to Negril years back...sigh


Red Princess 01-02-2004 06:47 PM

i have a picture of MoN

masterofNone 01-02-2004 06:56 PM

yikes...



be gentle.

Red Princess 01-02-2004 06:59 PM

as gentle as i always am

SpecialK 01-04-2004 01:45 AM

I'm bored. Someone amuse me. . .

red 01-04-2004 01:56 AM

go play here

Perky Pat 01-04-2004 01:16 PM

There was an empty plate sitting on a surface in one of the rooms of my house. I picked up the plate and carried it into the kitchen. I then deposited the plate upon one of the kitchen work surfaces. I later reflected that all plates reside in the ego, and that the missing contents of used plates belong permanently to the unconscious mind, while work surfaces are unconscious screening-mechanisms which seek to limit the blind pleasure-seeking drives of plates by the imposition of restrictive rules. The plate had exerted a determining force upon my conscious mind, and gave rise to my dysfunctional behaviour. fvck, i miss malina.

Frieda 01-04-2004 01:22 PM

i just scanned my computer with adaware. it found 18 data miners.

Magpie 01-04-2004 05:17 PM

WTF...Perky are you smokin' crack again?

Perky Pat 01-05-2004 01:56 PM

i have decided to put on 50 pounds, grow a beard with my hair long, pierce my nose with a knitting needle and wear a black leather jacket. that will make up for the fact that I only have a settee. i will be the the enforcer around these parts and be called “dr.savage”. under no circumstances will I drop the "dr." from my name. since I have the "dr." name, the girls will not call me knob any more but will give me THAT look.

Coffee 01-05-2004 01:57 PM

And then you can prescribe crack for yourself :)

lapietra 01-05-2004 01:58 PM

I just read Perky's last two entries to this thread, cleared my throat nervously, and decided to go dry my hair.


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