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lapietra 09-18-2002 11:20 PM

little Debbie had a watch....
 
Okay - I really want to tell this story - promise me you won't get too grossed out...
My first memory of my long-standing love for chocolate (surprising that this didn't deter me)... I was maybe three. My mom had some chocolate that she kept in the fridge and she wouldn't give me any. So when she left the room I grabbed a chair, opened the fridge and ate a sizable portion of the chocolate. My mom came back soon after & saw chocolate smeared on my face and asked me, "Did you eat the chocolate?" I said, "No." My mom called the doctor frantically. "My three-year-old daughter has just eaten almost an entire package of chocolate Ex-lax!" I was threatened with a cup of black coffee with a raw egg in it. (We didn't have ipecac.) I didn't have to drink the coffee. The thought of the slimy egg was enough to produce the desired reaction.
I was unable to keep my daily neighborhood swimming pool appointment for about a week or so.

beckstra 09-19-2002 03:17 AM

Awwww...:( That sounds aweful.

ShiMegami 09-19-2002 12:58 PM

Ouch...betrayed by chocolate! Every kid's nightmare. I'm amazed you still like the stuff...

lapietra 09-19-2002 03:10 PM

mmmmmm.....chocolate......
 
You'd think I'd be turned off it... but the result is that I don't much care for *milk* chocolate (which is what it was sort of like) and I adore *dark* chocolate. :P Tho' if it's a really creamy, nice milk chocolate... ummmm. This is dangerous....:D

ShiMegami 09-19-2002 03:33 PM

Hmm...
 
Good thing it wasn't dark chocolate! Milk chocolate's inferior. ^__^

DarkPadawan 09-19-2002 05:02 PM

I once had a girlfriend that rather maliciously baked me a chocolate cake for my birthday and put several boxes of exlax in. I spent most my birthday in the restroom.

And no...she wasn't my girlfriend for very much longer. :cool:


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