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ambo 09-17-2006 07:43 PM

Guilt-Free Communal Limericks
 
WHAT? Another limerick thread? Oh well, how can one more hurt?

These will be your garden variety limericks.
One line per post.

Have a perfect line? Feel free. Not so perfect? Oh, go ahead.
Edited to add: It is understood that everyone here is trying to write limericks that rhyme and have the correct meter. We may not always get it exactly right, but at least we can try, and have a bit of fun. This doesn't mean that we try to write the worst limerick lines possible - for that perhaps someone would like to create a Bad Limericks thread :D

Posts in this thread are not eligible for open critique.
Edited to add: By this I mean that it should be assumed that not all writers here feel comfortable having their contributions publicly criticized. You can of course always offer your constructive criticsm using the PM function.

ambo 09-17-2006 07:44 PM

My panda has eaten my sweater

Avalon 09-17-2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ambo
My panda has eaten my sweater

*MUAH*
:)

Coffee 09-18-2006 05:08 AM

My panda has eaten my sweater
the one with the big orange letter

Zatoichi 09-18-2006 10:40 AM

My panda has eaten my sweater
the one with the big orange letter
And now there are big orange fuzzies in her poop

Avalon 09-18-2006 11:20 AM

My panda has eaten my sweater
the one with the big orange letter
And now there are big orange fuzzies in her poop
Some so big they won't fit in the scoop

ambo 09-18-2006 11:53 AM

My panda has eaten my sweater
the one with the big orange letter
And now there are big orange fuzzies in her poop
Some so big they won't fit in the scoop
But I don't think she's ever smelled better

Coffee 09-18-2006 05:34 PM

I need a new low interest card

Zatoichi 09-18-2006 06:01 PM

I need a new low interest card
The kind that they advertise with Vikings pillaging.

ambo 09-18-2006 06:45 PM

I need a new low interest card
So I can buy a ton of lard

Coffee 09-18-2006 07:26 PM

I need a new low interest card
So I can buy a ton of lard
a new tennis racket

ambo 09-18-2006 07:45 PM

I need a new low interest card
So I can buy a ton of lard
a new tennis racket
a woolen jacket

Coffee 09-18-2006 10:02 PM

I need a new low interest card
So I can buy a ton of lard
a new tennis racket
a woolen jacket:
It's my list! Don't call me "retard".

Marcus Bales 09-18-2006 10:30 PM

I need a new low interest card
The kind that they advertise with Vikings pillaging.
They'll ask me what's in MY wallet

ambo 09-19-2006 01:18 AM

This isn't going to be a war


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