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priceyfatprude 11-14-2006 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rmr
you say tomato and i say dirty sanchez :)

The original LOL

Smartypants 11-14-2006 06:36 AM


Brynn 11-14-2006 03:38 PM

"I'm thinking of cheating on my hairdresser..."
http://www.salon.com/mwt/col/tenn/20...kup/index.html

Frieda 11-14-2006 04:00 PM

the potty putter


ambo 11-16-2006 01:33 PM

A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates, a Florida mobile home park.

A man walked over and sat down on the other end of the bench.

After a few moments, the woman asked, "Are you a stranger here?"

He replied, "I lived here years ago." "So, where were you all these years?"

"In prison," he said.

"Why did they put you in prison?"

He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."

"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..."

beckstra 11-16-2006 08:41 PM



Thanks to a now infamous Ng

Jack Flanders 11-16-2006 08:53 PM

I think Drew wet his pants on that one!!! That was really funny!!!:D

AllegroNg 11-16-2006 11:28 PM

Yeah guys, make sure you go pee pee *before* watching that clip!

12"razormix 11-17-2006 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odbe
one night the dresser suspects you are manipulating it so while you are asleep it sneaks up on you and eats you

.

auntie aubrey 11-17-2006 11:44 AM


ambo 11-17-2006 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllegroNg
Yeah guys, make sure you go pee pee *before* watching that clip!

I forgot to go!!!!!!!
That was fvcking hilarious!

ambo 11-22-2006 01:00 PM

ATTENTION


ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.



YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST E-MAILING TO SAY GOODBYE.

beckstra 11-22-2006 08:06 PM


Smartypants 11-23-2006 03:43 AM

Click.

xfox 11-23-2006 01:07 PM

^^Dynamite!

Max Headroom 11-23-2006 11:04 PM

Oh please say it's true!!

smellyrayzin 11-23-2006 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smartypants

o...mf.g.
that just made my life!!!
i live in a town that is like 80% mormon, and they are always up my ass and around the corner cuz i'm a *gasp* atheist.
THAT. WAS. AWESOME.

Smartypants 11-24-2006 04:00 AM

^^^ :D


Inventions from past Daily Shows. HAHAHA!

madasacutsnake 11-24-2006 07:06 AM

Well so long as we are liking some Johnno.

Classic Safran:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CKq_qIXsIo

Here's one for you Smarty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBkUWbFjdpg

Safran tries to get a fatwa:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrEI5q1Iiic

Course the vintage Safran streak-through-Jerusalem clip is nowhere on the 'net :-( Fox - any chance? (Of the clip. Not a streak. Even through Jerusalem it would still be wrong.)

edited to clarify that Fox can keep his gear on

Hyakujo's Fox 11-24-2006 09:34 AM

oh that was so long ago.

craig johnston 11-24-2006 09:50 AM

yes.
and let's keep it that way.

:)

grumpybumpas 11-26-2006 10:21 AM

(Moses to God.)
 
Cut of the tip of what???

priceyfatprude 11-26-2006 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beckstra


Thanks to a now infamous Ng

NG YOU OWE ME A NEW PAIR OF PANTS!!!!!!

beckstra 11-26-2006 09:12 PM



&


l'azizza 11-26-2006 09:47 PM

^ the second clip was pretty funny, the first clip was worth watching just for the song.

Jaime 11-27-2006 01:42 AM

I'm not sure why these big freaky birds make me laugh so much, but I am indebted to whoever it was who filmed them running around and set it to music. :)


Jack Flanders 11-27-2006 01:50 AM

:D

AllegroNg 11-27-2006 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaime
I'm not sure why these big freaky birds make me laugh so much, but I am indebted to whoever it was who filmed them running around and set it to music. :)


HAHHAHAHHAHA

Oh my god! I don't know!!!!! I don't knooooow!!!! Why!!!

PSP - PFP.. I'm not sure bout that.. I did warn y'all.

ambo 11-27-2006 01:55 PM


auntie aubrey 11-28-2006 10:37 PM


smellyrayzin 11-29-2006 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by auntie aubrey

LOL

Smartypants 11-29-2006 07:42 AM


zero 11-29-2006 12:13 PM


ambo 12-05-2006 05:15 PM


Smartypants 12-05-2006 05:58 PM

American Orthodox.

(Bear through the ad that runs first -- The Stephen Colbert Word of the Day is completely worth it.)

Smartypants 12-05-2006 06:05 PM

Why be defeated in war, when you can be "defeated" in "war"?

The Daily Show's John Oliver on the Rumsfeld Memo.

Jack Flanders 12-05-2006 07:09 PM

^^^ That was so Monty Python logic!!!! :D (My husband knows Jon (Leibowitz) Stewart's dad.)


geechee_girl 12-06-2006 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ambo

Too funny!

ambo 12-07-2006 01:04 AM


priceyfatprude 12-08-2006 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trisherina
He can't be Bruce. We have an in-joke here about a wrong number phoning and asking for Bruce, and the phone got picked up by two people at once, and the person who wasn't talking to the caller started interjecting, "I'm Bruce! Help! I'm Bruce!!" in comedic fashion. NO BRUCE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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