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madasacutsnake 11-21-2007 05:41 AM

Kim: Here's your statue, Mum.
Kath: Oh, what for the love of God is that?
Kim: It's the statue you wanted.
Kath: What? No it's not, Kim.
Kim: Yes it is, it's a statue of little baby cheeses.
Kath: Little baby cheeses? Oh little baby *Jesus*, Kim, *Jesus*.
[Exasperated]
Kath: Oh, Jesus.


Announcement: I got a pay rise.

auntie aubrey 11-21-2007 05:02 PM

announcement: my "puppy" now weighs almost 60 lbs.



look at him. he's considering eating you to fuel his unprecedented growth.

T.I.P. 11-21-2007 05:42 PM

^ if i had nice carpeting like that at home i would stop using my legs and drag myself around on my forearms

auntie aubrey 11-21-2007 07:29 PM

^ that doesn't even begin to make sense.

T.I.P. 11-21-2007 08:23 PM

i would drag myself around like that just to get the nice sensation of carpeting all over my body

you're right it doesn't really make sense

lukkucairi 11-21-2007 08:35 PM

^^ TIP has a rug-burn fetish?

hm!

T.I.P. 11-21-2007 08:47 PM

i've never acted on it, so technically it's more of a fantasm at this point

Frieda 11-22-2007 04:13 AM

i can relate to that feeling

couple of years ago i had this white plush rug, every single visitor touched it with their hands, some preferred to sit down on it instead of on a chair or on the couch, some tried to roll on it. it's comforting. like a big flat teddy bear on the floor!

Hyakujo's Fox 11-23-2007 04:00 AM

The best thing about Kettle Chilli chips is that they are way too hot.

JesusTitties 11-23-2007 04:23 AM

I would like to announce that Spiderman 3 sucks big hairy balls. I do not like hollywood action films i find all of them really boring. I got suckered into watching S3 the other day and I would rather watch paint dry.

Odbe 12-29-2007 06:58 AM

:eek: I went over 1000 posts!

Brynn 12-29-2007 07:32 AM

Congratulations, Odbe. It's a solemn moment of official business.:)
ahhh, I remember my first thousand posts. It's a heady moment.

Well, my announcement is that I've been given a new (barely used) flute. I was missing my old flute very badly, and now I don't. At all.

Marcus Bales 12-29-2007 08:59 AM

Ah, a new barely used flute! There's nothing like a new barely used flute to make one forget the ex-flute.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-29-2007 11:46 AM

now when you say barely used...

craig johnston 12-29-2007 03:04 PM

does that mean the person who used it was undressed?

:confused:

Frieda 12-29-2007 04:48 PM

no, because someone who is barely dressed is not necessarily barely used.

erm :confused: :eek:

Brynn 12-29-2007 07:23 PM

all too true. I will be knitting a cozy for it as soon as possible.

Marcus Bales 01-03-2008 03:00 PM

Flute cozies for sale! Have you always thought your flute needed a cozy, and couldn't find one? Now you can! Made of 100% cashmere, designed by Brynn, and hand-knitted as in authentic Appalachian hollers by authentic Appalachian hand-knitting machines, these flute cozies will keep your flute warm even on the chilliest days. Red, Black, Beige, and Blue. Sizes large, extra large, and whoa nellie. $119 plus shipping and handling.

Frieda 01-04-2008 10:29 AM

i'd like to announce that i am allergic to:
  • cosmetics, soap, lotions, lip balm, shampoos, etc
  • furniture polish
  • shoe polish
  • textile and leather impregnation liquids (like on rain coats and in shoe sprays)
  • ski wax
  • electricity wire coating
  • corrosion filler for metals
  • ink
  • paint
  • hypoallergenic bandages

Marcus Bales 01-04-2008 08:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRtyrexF6OQEnglebert Humperdinck is dead. (about 8:04 on the video)

No, he's not.

Yes he is.

No, I'm just joking.

(No I'm not)

Yes I am, I'm just joking.

No, really, he was in Cedar Sinai on the operating table, and ...

No!

Uh huh.

uh uh.

l'azizza 01-04-2008 09:19 PM

I think this wine has gone bad.

Marcus Bales 01-05-2008 01:32 AM

Seriously. Brynn -- I need to get to the store!

brightpearl 01-05-2008 11:24 PM

I bought a new bed.

It's squishy.

Frieda 01-18-2008 11:27 AM

i would like to announce that i will be away for a week, enjoying my vacation. if the world doesn't come to an end, of course!

:)

Stephi_B 01-18-2008 11:31 AM

^Wish you a fine time!! :)

tapanuli 01-19-2008 02:58 AM

I'm moving out.

brightpearl 01-20-2008 12:37 PM

^Heya Taps.
Good for you.
:)

Odbe 01-21-2008 06:56 PM

I'd like to announce that I'll be on hiatus for the rest of the week, in, of all places, the beautiful Tazzer-mania. That's the little bite-sized island at the bottom of Australia.

lukkucairi 01-21-2008 10:50 PM

I'm announcing my deep-rooted phobia of carpools.

There's one coming to pick me up in 40 minutes. May the lord have mercy upon my soul.

Marcus Bales 01-21-2008 10:56 PM

I've been workin' on the railroad.

Tunesmith 02-18-2008 03:25 AM

ID JUST LIKE TO ANNOUN-

...er, I'd just like to announce that the "pointless stuff in caps" thread is officially my favorite thing on teh whole webbernet.

lukkucairi 02-18-2008 12:48 PM


auntie aubrey 02-18-2008 02:41 PM

my tummy hurts. :(

brightpearl 02-18-2008 03:28 PM

my head aches. :(

and I smell pickles. :( :( :(

Jack Flanders 02-20-2008 03:54 AM

Chocolate Creme Pie - gone!!!:) :) :) ;)

Brynn 02-20-2008 04:09 AM

I'd like to announce that I will be in New York in June, and I'd like suggestions of any kind whatsoever:) :cool: :) :cool: :) :) :)

topcat 02-21-2008 02:35 AM

new york as in new york city?

Brynn 02-21-2008 04:55 PM

yessir! I have not been there for years, so I need some great places to go again, and - if anyone wants to, it would be fun to meet a zemonkey or two for drinks or coffee while I'm there...pm me or board, no difference :)

Angry Kid Hoyt 02-21-2008 05:07 PM

MEET UP WITH T.I.P here......
 
MEET UP WITH T.I.P here...
(Is great place to search for while exploring - even if you don't eat meat.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Kid Hoyt (Post 374457)
T.I.P., GO TO:
Crif Dogs
113 Saint Marks Place in the East Village
(Between Ave A & 1st Ave)


Order a Tsunami Dog.
It will fix everything & you will no longer question your decision to move to NY.




Brynn 02-22-2008 08:56 PM

That's definitely on the list


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