What is the perfect dish for one of Irish and Italian descent?

I hate painting.

Why are you wallpapering over that graffitti???? :confused:

Try getting up at o'dark hundred.

How come you don't have that Raelian Celestial Neptune time clock I gave you for Christmas.

The quarters really hurt, but the nickels fit nicely.

How is your hamster adjusting to becoming automated?

It all depends on whether or not you feel lucky.

Should I spend my paycheck on the carnival midway?



8 or 9 times more than Fred Durst (at the very least), but not half as much as Snuffaluffagus.

how often do you say something sensible?


a right handfull i can tell ya!

so, how have rosie and her five fabulous daughters been treating you, CJ?


Twelve fluid ounces of pure smoking terror.

You've just broken the land speed record - what is your secret?

Not drunk - just feeling slightly more expansive.

so you were drunk when you offered me your priceless collection
of asian erotica brynn?



a ten day tantric ritual on a beach near goa.

What's your idea of an ideal date with me?



2 days ago.

when did you last see your father?


it's round and squashy.

how would you describe a squash ball?


It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

What does your beer gut look like?


At mach 2

at what speed were you driving while 'looking for a parking spot'?


green, but with a red bobbly bit on the end.

describe your idea of perfect underwear.


around twenty of them, dressed in goat skins and looking rather upset.