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Klynne 08-29-2005 01:24 AM

What is the perfect dish for one of Irish and Italian descent?

I hate painting.

Brynn 08-30-2005 07:49 AM

Why are you wallpapering over that graffitti???? :confused:

Try getting up at o'dark hundred.

Con ate dog 09-03-2005 12:45 PM

How come you don't have that Raelian Celestial Neptune time clock I gave you for Christmas.

The quarters really hurt, but the nickels fit nicely.

Brynn 09-03-2005 05:28 PM

How is your hamster adjusting to becoming automated?

It all depends on whether or not you feel lucky.

gigi 09-16-2005 07:46 PM

Should I spend my paycheck on the carnival midway?

8 or 9 times more than Fred Durst (at the very least), but not half as much as Snuffaluffagus.

craig johnston 09-16-2005 09:26 PM

how often do you say something sensible?

a right handfull i can tell ya!

funkytuba 09-17-2005 03:29 AM

so, how have rosie and her five fabulous daughters been treating you, CJ?

Twelve fluid ounces of pure smoking terror.

Brynn 09-17-2005 07:02 AM

You've just broken the land speed record - what is your secret?

Not drunk - just feeling slightly more expansive.

craig johnston 09-17-2005 09:25 AM

so you were drunk when you offered me your priceless collection
of asian erotica brynn?

a ten day tantric ritual on a beach near goa.

jasmina 09-17-2005 10:22 AM

What's your idea of an ideal date with me?

2 days ago.

craig johnston 09-21-2005 09:21 PM

when did you last see your father?

it's round and squashy.

Hyakujo's Fox 09-21-2005 09:54 PM

how would you describe a squash ball?

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Max Headroom 09-21-2005 09:55 PM

What does your beer gut look like?

At mach 2

craig johnston 09-21-2005 09:59 PM

at what speed were you driving while 'looking for a parking spot'?

green, but with a red bobbly bit on the end.

skip intro 09-28-2005 10:54 AM

describe your idea of perfect underwear.

around twenty of them, dressed in goat skins and looking rather upset.

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