What part of your body looks best unadorned?

The memories of our times together.

What do I concentrate on when I need to purge ?


that fishy smell

What smell??

Omelete with cheese.

what is better than an omlette without cheese?

A fried bird on steroids.

can you describe your wife?



reptilian

what is scaley and lives in my nose?

green bean flavored shoes!

Why is that squirrel chasing you?

Legolas/Aragorn slash.

what are you doing in the snow?


calm down, it's all in your imagination

Why did 57 million people vote for George Bush?


Godiva dark chocolate

so what's your stage name marcus?


it wasn't me!

Who satisfied your wife last night, Craig?


Park Place and Boardwalk

What are those cards up your sleeve?


A bear, the pope and six very disappointed boy scouts.

so, who else was in the brothel?



i was lying.

So, Cj, what were you doing in the brothel?


four strands of green plastic easter grass and a single benson and hedges menthol light cigarette.

Did the east bunny visit the brothel?

Shaded and graded