what do you carress every morning??hmm??

Wouldn't you like to know? hmmm? :p


my left big toe.

What is the correlating body part to my right big toe?


One last gasp.

What's left for tonight?

Tickling shoulder

How would I know if you were behind me?


Of course!

Shall we have a tea?

A leasing agency

Where might I find a great place to over-pay for a car?


An Electric Vehicle.

what's so silent to the point of being dangerous because you don't hear it coming?

150 euro

How much would be overpayed if an EU member decided to buy two months of Prozac in the US instead of in their home country?



A sticking semicolon key.


Edit: extra word brain fart

What, among others, could you get if you drink fanta while reading the board?

cooking water

What is the lowest level culinary task that my mother-in-law would still fail at?



Speaker wire and a large hunk of iron.

What does it take to make PFP happy?


Shoveling snow every day.

How best to build muscle in the wintertime when you can't make it to the gym?


Autism, Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease, and a rather mean lice infestation.

What is Dinzdale's problem???


Electric Toothbrushes

what's something completely useless?


this book:

What book do you keep by your toilet?

curious monkeys

Why do we keep coming back to this board?

hooked on performance

Why do people use steroids, cocaine, viagra, and cialis?


Fourteen blue irons and a snowblower.

Is the metric system really necessary in this country?

George Bush.

What was the movie about again?

It's kinda small.

What's the one of the most distinctive physical features of the state of Vermont?

A t-pin.

what comes after a s-pin?

6 red, 2 yellow & 8 green.

How many chips do you have?

Smelly cheese.

What should you avoid eating before or during a hot date?

The last crumb donette.

Multiple choice Question:
How would someone trying to sound French say "Crumb Doughnut".
1. Cremb Doonet
2. Doughnut de Crumbly
3. crumb donette.


A stupid T-shirt

What is something Ze would make?

All the time.

when do you have sex?


in the lift.

Where is the most frequent location where Howard Dean kicks himself for going ballistic during his Iowa concession speech?



Four vinyl checkbooks and a fountain pen.

What was Papa Funky surprised (yet pleased to have finally solved the mystery of why regular shipments of boxes from Toys 'R' Us and Baby Gap kept arriving at the Funky residence) to find stashed away at the bottom of Baby Funky's toybox?


Jello shots, whipped cream and a pair of overalls.

How do we get Malina back to the board?

Melatonin.

What are those pills you keep putting in your mouth?

Of course not, silly.

Don't you get tired of being so rapscalious?


Not in my house.

Do you know where my pet Komodo dragon is?

Absolutely! Any day of the week.

What would Martha’s response be if I asked her if she’d like a get out of jail free card and if so when she’d like it delivered?

Cows or Ducks, but never Okapis.

Do you change your underwear often, if so, how often might one see fresh tighty whities on you?


I have never seen that woman in my life.

DC has duly been skipped. Sorry, DC!

Sir, we have reason to believe this woman checked into your motel. She stole $40,000. Do you recognize this picture?

I’ve seen it at the grocery store, but it kinda creeps me out, so I’ve never bought it.

Have you ever tried osso bucco?

It kind of tastes like chicken.

Not on purpose! It was a "jinx" moment ... DC owes me a beverage ... or is it me that owes him/her a beverage ... I can never get that straight.


er... so:

What is "natto"?

Fifty MILLION dollars.

edited to say: SHIT!!! I am just too slow on the post.

*no worries, mate.*

How much money would it take for you to allow Larry Dumbo into your leather pants?

Sheesh. Haven’t I apologized enough?