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agentsmith 01-08-2004 12:40 PM

what do you carress every morning??hmm??

lapietra 01-08-2004 05:19 PM

Wouldn't you like to know? hmmm? :p


my left big toe.

lapietra 01-13-2004 05:29 AM

What is the correlating body part to my right big toe?


One last gasp.

jaymirror 01-13-2004 05:33 PM

What's left for tonight?

Tickling shoulder

Coffee 01-13-2004 05:36 PM

How would I know if you were behind me?


Of course!

jaymirror 01-13-2004 05:39 PM

Shall we have a tea?

A leasing agency

Coffee 01-13-2004 05:49 PM

Where might I find a great place to over-pay for a car?


An Electric Vehicle.

jaymirror 01-13-2004 05:53 PM

what's so silent to the point of being dangerous because you don't hear it coming?

150 euro

funkytuba 01-13-2004 06:01 PM

How much would be overpayed if an EU member decided to buy two months of Prozac in the US instead of in their home country?



A sticking semicolon key.


Edit: extra word brain fart

jaymirror 01-13-2004 06:05 PM

What, among others, could you get if you drink fanta while reading the board?

cooking water

funkytuba 01-27-2004 04:42 PM

What is the lowest level culinary task that my mother-in-law would still fail at?



Speaker wire and a large hunk of iron.

priceyfatprude 01-27-2004 04:44 PM

What does it take to make PFP happy?


Shoveling snow every day.

funkytuba 01-27-2004 04:47 PM

How best to build muscle in the wintertime when you can't make it to the gym?


Autism, Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease, and a rather mean lice infestation.

Coffee 01-27-2004 05:36 PM

What is Dinzdale's problem???


Electric Toothbrushes

jaymirror 01-27-2004 07:08 PM

what's something completely useless?


this book:

maychorian 02-06-2004 02:15 PM

What book do you keep by your toilet?

curious monkeys

red 02-06-2004 03:35 PM

Why do we keep coming back to this board?

hooked on performance

funkytuba 03-29-2004 04:04 AM

Why do people use steroids, cocaine, viagra, and cialis?


Fourteen blue irons and a snowblower.

daverbee 03-29-2004 12:14 PM

Is the metric system really necessary in this country?

George Bush.

masterofNone 03-29-2004 12:32 PM

who is really pissed at richard clark?

a pig, a rabbi, and a forklift.

Spicy Jack 03-29-2004 05:13 PM

What was the movie about again?

It's kinda small.

lapietra 03-29-2004 05:36 PM

What's the one of the most distinctive physical features of the state of Vermont?

A t-pin.

ally 03-29-2004 05:41 PM

what comes after a s-pin?

6 red, 2 yellow & 8 green.

Spicy Jack 03-29-2004 05:42 PM

How many chips do you have?

Smelly cheese.

lapietra 03-29-2004 05:45 PM

What should you avoid eating before or during a hot date?

The last crumb donette.

Coffee 03-29-2004 05:52 PM

Multiple choice Question:
How would someone trying to sound French say "Crumb Doughnut".
1. Cremb Doonet
2. Doughnut de Crumbly
3. crumb donette.


A stupid T-shirt

Spicy Jack 03-29-2004 06:00 PM

What is something Ze would make?

All the time.

ally 03-29-2004 06:13 PM

when do you have sex?


in the lift.

funkytuba 03-29-2004 06:14 PM

Where is the most frequent location where Howard Dean kicks himself for going ballistic during his Iowa concession speech?



Four vinyl checkbooks and a fountain pen.

lapietra 03-29-2004 10:28 PM

What was Papa Funky surprised (yet pleased to have finally solved the mystery of why regular shipments of boxes from Toys 'R' Us and Baby Gap kept arriving at the Funky residence) to find stashed away at the bottom of Baby Funky's toybox?


Jello shots, whipped cream and a pair of overalls.

priceyfatprude 03-29-2004 10:31 PM

How do we get Malina back to the board?

Melatonin.

rapscalious rob 03-29-2004 10:54 PM

What are those pills you keep putting in your mouth?

Of course not, silly.

catbelly 03-29-2004 10:57 PM

Don't you get tired of being so rapscalious?


Not in my house.

rapscalious rob 03-29-2004 11:11 PM

Do you know where my pet Komodo dragon is?

Absolutely! Any day of the week.

Dark Chocolate 03-29-2004 11:23 PM

What would Martha’s response be if I asked her if she’d like a get out of jail free card and if so when she’d like it delivered?

Cows or Ducks, but never Okapis.

catbelly 03-29-2004 11:25 PM

Do you change your underwear often, if so, how often might one see fresh tighty whities on you?


I have never seen that woman in my life.

rapscalious rob 03-29-2004 11:36 PM

DC has duly been skipped. Sorry, DC!

Sir, we have reason to believe this woman checked into your motel. She stole $40,000. Do you recognize this picture?

I’ve seen it at the grocery store, but it kinda creeps me out, so I’ve never bought it.

madasacutsnake 03-29-2004 11:39 PM

Have you ever tried osso bucco?

It kind of tastes like chicken.

catbelly 03-29-2004 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
DC has duly been skipped. Sorry, DC!
Not on purpose! It was a "jinx" moment ... DC owes me a beverage ... or is it me that owes him/her a beverage ... I can never get that straight.


er... so:

What is "natto"?

Fifty MILLION dollars.

edited to say: SHIT!!! I am just too slow on the post.

rapscalious rob 03-29-2004 11:52 PM

*no worries, mate.*

How much money would it take for you to allow Larry Dumbo into your leather pants?

Sheesh. Haven’t I apologized enough?


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