why are you jiggling them like that?


on the end of your nose

following insturctions.

how hard can it be?

Are you into self-referential humour?


It was the constant banging noises.

What made you finally go over the edge?

I really would rather not discuss it right now. You know who is in the next room with ears a flapping.

I thought that was obvious.

@$%^#$?

What's your top seven non-alphanumeric ascii characters?



No, you ask a question for the answer given previously, then give an answer that the next person can ask a question for.

Is this just like that other thread where you answer a question, then ask another one?




It has to be exactly 8 inches long, or it's just no good.

Why do you always check what a man is packing before you date him?


Tied to the fridge with a paper bag over his head.

where does zero spend his saturday nights?


not now that satan has taken over the world.

when are you going to clean this place up?


forever the optimist

Would you care to join me in a dutch oven?


With a little spit and polish it came up a treat.

How did you get the stain out of your antique bedspread?

Cheese fried in butter, with lemon.

what flavor soda is that?

red gold green and blue.

What colour are you painting your bedroom?


blue ankle socks and red high heels

Can you suggest something to go with my vintage Victorian Military uniform?

No, not really...no...well...yes.