any comments on gordon brown's new manifesto?


some say she's from mars, or one of the seven stars
that shine after 3:30 in the morning.

what was the reason they gave for her making this thread drip to page 2?


dyspeptic core routers interacting with neurotic cassini ethernet adapters

Can you describe your latest nerdgasm ?


A lifelong supply of triple A batteries.

What was the door prize at the RCMAA (Remote Control Manufacturers Association of America) convention?

Pajama pants that don't need to be there.

What do you think about those giant Bananas?



plinko

what sound does it make when a communist plays the highest note on a piano ?


it's surprisingly elastic.

How did you like the chocolate eclair I made for you?

I dunno, but half a dozen of them would cost a fortune.

hey snow-white, what did that short guy set you back?


it's down at the end of lonely street.

So where's your ego these days?

i'll take one double scoop, and four dumplings please.

[insert poop joke]?


it makes great soap

Did you ever find a use for all those old issues of Cat Fancy?

Leave the haggis. Take the cannoli.

zero or razormix?


for scientific research purposes.

So, what phrase did you switch for "until death do us part" in your marriage vows?

Misery Scientologist Teeter, tree houser

What is your favorite show on that new tv station WXENU?


Because I hate applesauce

Is there a reason you ordered your latkes "Bone Dry, With a Twist"?

Why it's a Carpool ton o' sin drone!