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craig johnston 05-12-2007 12:00 PM

any comments on gordon brown's new manifesto?


some say she's from mars, or one of the seven stars
that shine after 3:30 in the morning.

funkytuba 05-16-2007 02:03 AM

what was the reason they gave for her making this thread drip to page 2?


dyspeptic core routers interacting with neurotic cassini ethernet adapters

T.I.P. 05-17-2007 12:18 PM

Can you describe your latest nerdgasm ?


A lifelong supply of triple A batteries.

funkytuba 05-17-2007 12:27 PM

What was the door prize at the RCMAA (Remote Control Manufacturers Association of America) convention?

Pajama pants that don't need to be there.

Bman 05-17-2007 12:36 PM

What do you think about those giant Bananas?



plinko

T.I.P. 05-17-2007 12:55 PM

what sound does it make when a communist plays the highest note on a piano ?


it's surprisingly elastic.

brightpearl 05-17-2007 03:45 PM

How did you like the chocolate eclair I made for you?

I dunno, but half a dozen of them would cost a fortune.

craig johnston 05-17-2007 04:10 PM

hey snow-white, what did that short guy set you back?


it's down at the end of lonely street.

Veruki 05-17-2007 04:28 PM

So where's your ego these days?

i'll take one double scoop, and four dumplings please.

Bman 05-17-2007 07:20 PM

[insert poop joke]?


it makes great soap

brightpearl 05-17-2007 07:23 PM

Did you ever find a use for all those old issues of Cat Fancy?

Leave the haggis. Take the cannoli.

craig johnston 05-21-2007 05:03 AM

zero or razormix?


for scientific research purposes.

funkytuba 05-21-2007 06:02 AM

So, what phrase did you switch for "until death do us part" in your marriage vows?

Misery Scientologist Teeter, tree houser

Bman 05-21-2007 11:12 AM

What is your favorite show on that new tv station WXENU?


Because I hate applesauce

funkytuba 05-21-2007 01:22 PM

Is there a reason you ordered your latkes "Bone Dry, With a Twist"?

Why it's a Carpool ton o' sin drone!


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