Eta: double post.

which alice shall we go to today?


don't you dare ever ask me that again!

You know what they say about the size of the feet indicating the size of ..ahem. So, ehm, what is your shoe size?


Being lax about that could get you in trouble.

You really think I should ask him for his shoe size before he shows me his collection of... er was it coins?, stamps?, butterflies?, act photos? dunno, I forgot that ... Isn't that odd?

On a helicopter base in February, it was cold and muddy, but simply gorgeous.

Where did you eat your first pickled pigs feet sandwich?


It's a good science tv program.

what do you think of the x-files?


i warned you once!

Why did you throw that pudding at my head?

Do not feed those chickens!!

What was the first rule of thumb told to the new chicken feeders?


It's later than you think.

what time do you get up in the morning?


a mighty wind

What are you trying to blame on the dog?

Wall, desk, or table mount, vertically or horizontally.

So what do you cover in the first chapter of your new book, The Kama Sutra At Work?


I guess that explains the missing crayon.

Have you noticed that Ralph has been acting funny since he came back from recess - and that his voice is more nasal than usual ?


it looked just like a deflated football, suspended by christmas lights

What did that battery powered extension you received in a plain brown wrapped package look like after accidentally plugging it into the Christmas tree lights?


It has a lot of lies and made up facts.

So, after you gave Margaret Spellings the Sodium Pentothal, what did she say about NCLB?

To clarify, if we take this abstinence pledge, you'll give us pizza coupons and free t-shirts. Hmmmm.

what did the hamas delegation say to the israelis?


it's a big wobbly thing