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Hyakujo's Fox 07-29-2009 01:34 AM

Can you hear someone calling for help from your basement?

I call it making friends the old fashioned way.

Coffee 07-29-2009 01:44 AM

What are you doing with all that dust and clay?

Now that's what I call the sound of fast relief.

Marcus Bales 07-29-2009 09:19 AM

Yeah, but what is that SMELL?

Two treadless tires, a half-eaten pork pie, and a broken bedstead.

Stephi_B 07-29-2009 12:56 PM

Now then, what extras does your guest room offer?

Not on this side of the street....

Marcus Bales 07-29-2009 01:49 PM

Did you see a yellow Corvette with a black top and a smashed left front fender fleeing three police cars, pursued by Arnold Schwartzenegger with a shotgun on a motorcycle, go by here?

The collapse of world finance.

funkytuba 08-05-2009 10:22 AM

What killer app did you just whip up with your iPhone developers kit?

Underhill and Overdale.

Bman 08-06-2009 01:22 PM

Did your girlfriend starred in a porn movie just to break up with you?

So as to be more identifiable by pedestrians and police officers as a member of the male gender.

Marcus Bales 08-09-2009 09:34 AM

Why are you driving that car?

Three cats, two parrots, and a dog.

Brynn 08-09-2009 11:02 PM

What's for dinner?

I prefer to think of it as an exercise in restraint.

Marcus Bales 08-10-2009 07:12 AM

Why did you kiss everybody but me?

An open window, three knotted sheets, and a smile on her face.

Hyakujo's Fox 08-10-2009 11:30 AM

What can you recall from the night she left?

Hey, we've all been there.

Marcus Bales 08-10-2009 01:35 PM

Why am I standing here with a revolver in my hand, a body on the floor, and blood on the walls?

Twenty, please.

YsaPur EsChomuw 08-10-2009 01:37 PM

How many boxes of Viagra do you want?!

Floating away.

Bman 08-12-2009 12:12 PM

Where do you see yourself in five years?

The only way to bubble-bathe.

YsaPur EsChomuw 08-12-2009 04:54 PM

Do you think climbing fully clothed into the tub is appropriate?

Crusted with salt.

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