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Marcus Bales 08-22-2009 12:11 AM

Do you know how GOOD that feels?

Midnight and two more bottles of wine

funkytuba 08-22-2009 04:05 AM

dammit. am I 6 minutes too late?

fortunate

Marcus Bales 08-22-2009 12:02 PM

What do you call a dead man?

A willing partner and a video camera.

Coffee 08-22-2009 09:52 PM

What did the Alzheimer's patient consider to be a memorable date?

Plums, or a drain snake.

funkytuba 08-22-2009 11:48 PM

When picking a part of the male genitalia, what does the choice usually come down to?

Unexpectedly not what you thought.

Marcus Bales 08-23-2009 09:06 AM

What did you mean about "The Bride Of Zefrank"?


An electric fan, three eggs, and a bag of flour.

funkytuba 08-23-2009 05:03 PM

Are you trying to tempura yourself?

External charred, internally raw.

YsaPur EsChomuw 08-23-2009 11:58 PM

How would you describe yourself?

On a pear tree.

MoJoRiSin 08-24-2009 12:11 AM

where was Funky Tuba sitting when he finally decided to change his icon?

YOU ONLY HAVE ONE HEADLIGHT !!

funkytuba 08-24-2009 12:47 AM

What's one of the least sensitive things to say to someone post-mastectomy?

That honey looks...skanky.

Marcus Bales 08-24-2009 03:18 AM

What's the title to Bobby Goldboro's first song?

Hot August night

Brynn 08-24-2009 03:19 PM

What do you call it when Glenn Beck burns crosses at a KKK rally?




And to think it only costs $9.99!

funkytuba 08-26-2009 05:15 AM

Can I have some more of that tattoo remover?

Slurpily.

YsaPur EsChomuw 08-26-2009 09:15 AM

How do you like to have sex?

Please contact your attorney.

Marcus Bales 08-26-2009 10:31 AM

Did you see what the registered letter said that Kaskeens sent to Ysapur regarding that photo of her and Hyakujo's Fox at the beach?


Two guitars, a bass, a drum kit, and no synthesizers!


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