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Brynn 11-05-2012 11:13 PM

What's your wife's nickname? (Rimshot)

Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I couldn't resist, I am terrible.

xfox 11-06-2012 11:44 AM

Are we there yet?

You will always be my hero.

Hyakujo's Fox 11-06-2012 10:34 PM

Did I tell you I went to the gym this week?

Ive started a few rumours to that effect.

Coffee 11-06-2012 11:37 PM

I haven't seen him around, did M.B's head explode after the last TDG?

Pull that out, pump a few times, then twist the little dangley bits...it should start up.

Hyakujo's Fox 11-07-2012 02:31 AM

What's the best way to begin a romance at sea?

A cabbage and the heads of my enemies.

funkytuba 11-08-2012 07:52 PM

Can you please enumerate for me the main ingredients for Bolshevik Golubtsy?

That was low, dude. Real Low.

Brynn 11-19-2012 07:04 PM

On a scale of 1-10, where 10 = "Haha, funny one, dude - a little low though!", and 1 = Real Low, as in "Dude, I don't know how you sleep, you're such a scum-sucking dirtbag from corporate headquarters," how would you rate it?

It wasn't worth waking you up for it, that's for sure.

MoJoRiSin 11-20-2012 05:08 PM

why did you wait until noon to play that three letter word
on Words With Friedns?

I never really thought about whether they felt that way
or not.

monkeyknifightz 02-20-2013 12:54 AM

Why is there a water bottle and a pair of boxers in this parking space?

That's just the way it is bro, that's just the way it is.

funkytuba 02-20-2013 02:27 AM

My hard boiled egg is awful salty after your 2 year old nephew got done with the salt cellar. Any reason why?

Lemon tikki masala dosa paneer vindaloo gnocci tots.

brightpearl 02-20-2013 03:21 PM

Looks like all we have in the house is 2 lemons, a package of Near East rice and lentil pilaf, a carton of eggs, milk that expired 2 days ago, half a bag of frozen tater tots, and whatever's in the spice cabinet. What should we make for dinner?

All I'm saying is they should've known you can't leave a monkey alone with that many office supplies.

funkytuba 10-17-2013 03:17 PM

So there's this Singularity forming down at Office Depot... any idea why?

Because they didn't migrate their back transactions!

Hyakujo's Fox 10-26-2013 11:28 AM

Why did they have to audit the International Association of Chiropractors?

A free used hankie.

MoJoRiSin 10-28-2013 05:45 PM


Brynn 12-03-2013 12:09 AM

What does Hank look like now after his divorce?

It's empty now, and very dark.

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