Can you cook salmon in the george forman grill?

nice try

what would you say to perk xerocs up and completely sidetrack him from his ultimate goal of being the 100,000 post poster child?

gold flakes

what is the most expensive breakfast cereal?


Nerds.

what are the true secret identities of xerocs and coffee?

lambda lambda lambda

How do Greeks spell LLL?

Soul food.

what was that male whore's name that just left your apatment?


hey hey we're the monkeys!

Who are all of you?

Cheese.

What is another name for "dream food"?


Hammock.

What will Klynne be lounging on in two weeks, upon a tropical beach?

No thanks.

How about some fruitcake?

Sore back.

What is this feeling I'm having?

Christmas tree topper

what are you going to do with those stars in your eyes?

that's life

What is completely up to you?


I can't believe you asked that, shame on you!!!

would you give a man a foot massage?



true, very true, im sorry to say.

Did your avatar steal my bionic ass?

Jack in the Box.