What flavour Preparation H do you want?


some black electrical tape and a womabt.

What did the pirate ask his parrot to put between his pursed lips?


Multi-coloured satin patches with huge silver cuffs and lapels.

What do have stashed under your desk?

Wonder Woman, Bat Man and Mighty Mouse.

He Avalon, if groupsex would be your thing, thne who would be your partners?

In first gear, dear.

How fast do you want the vibrator to go?

You should have seen that one coming!

Am I answering myself again?

Yes.

Were you brave in saying yes when the question could have been anything?

Maybe.

does this mean we'll never meet again?





oh, sure, lots of times.

Did you enjoy your "first time"?

Pepperoni pizza and contact cement go well with that.

what should i serve with this lovely flan?



brass pumps.

Aren't those Madonna's shoes?

Saltine crackers

what did the surgeon say was the cause of the stomach rupture?




to shreds, you say?

To which state, in retrospect, does Beale wish that speedo picture had been ripped the day it was taken?



Yours..... definitely yours and not mine.

whose stained blankie is that?



a new haircut.

Did you lose weight, or a limb? what is different?

Two tablespoons of salt and Fuki plum wine.