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dinzdale 05-12-2004 07:19 PM

What flavour Preparation H do you want?


some black electrical tape and a womabt.

lapietra 05-12-2004 07:20 PM

What did the pirate ask his parrot to put between his pursed lips?


Multi-coloured satin patches with huge silver cuffs and lapels.

Avalon 05-12-2004 07:20 PM

What do have stashed under your desk?

Wonder Woman, Bat Man and Mighty Mouse.

weissenflatz 05-13-2004 05:22 AM

He Avalon, if groupsex would be your thing, thne who would be your partners?

In first gear, dear.

daverbee 05-13-2004 03:52 PM

How fast do you want the vibrator to go?

You should have seen that one coming!

daverbee 05-14-2004 10:13 AM

Am I answering myself again?

Yes.

Aphrodite 05-14-2004 10:26 AM

Were you brave in saying yes when the question could have been anything?

Maybe.

agentsmith 05-14-2004 02:45 PM

does this mean we'll never meet again?





oh, sure, lots of times.

daverbee 05-14-2004 03:43 PM

Did you enjoy your "first time"?

Pepperoni pizza and contact cement go well with that.

agentsmith 05-15-2004 05:42 PM

what should i serve with this lovely flan?



brass pumps.

Gatsby 05-15-2004 05:50 PM

Aren't those Madonna's shoes?

Saltine crackers

agentsmith 05-15-2004 08:09 PM

what did the surgeon say was the cause of the stomach rupture?




to shreds, you say?

funkytuba 05-15-2004 08:21 PM

To which state, in retrospect, does Beale wish that speedo picture had been ripped the day it was taken?



Yours..... definitely yours and not mine.

agentsmith 05-15-2004 08:49 PM

whose stained blankie is that?



a new haircut.

Avalon 05-15-2004 08:51 PM

Did you lose weight, or a limb? what is different?

Two tablespoons of salt and Fuki plum wine.


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