what did they pump out of your stomach besides those carkeys?



im not authorized for that, sorry.

Do you fnord see fnord anything funny fnord in this newsfnord paper?


Eleven pairs of shoes that are 1/2 size too small.

All but one of our 12 kids is sitting still; how'd you manage that?

Tied to the tree in the front yard, ofcourse.

where is your gimp?





check that out!

Itchy the killer just came back from an extended rental... what should I do?



Sleep deprivation leading first to fatigue, then to hallucinations, and finally to unrecoverable psychosis.

what are the symptoms of not renting ichi the killer?


you say that now

Honey, you don't have to swallow, you know?

I'd like mine mixed with honey

Once she spits that out, whattya wanna do with it?

No, no, no, a thousand times no.

Do you have to exagerate everything?

He said I had a nice...personality!

what did that man say after viewing your porno?

oh no you didnt!!!!!! *bitch slap*

Did you know I saw your picture on America's Most Wanted?

14 sheep and a hot air balloon.

What is JT's idea of a perfect date?

No, you keep your hands off that Mr.!!!!!

Is that cherry pie?

Warp speed, Dr. Zulu

I have a dentist appointment. Can we go faster?

it takes two to tango

Can we three dance?


In a straight line please.