Do you do it?

This is not what I had anticipated!

Mr. President, how do you feel about the spiralling gas prices in the wake of the Iraq War?

I did what my daddy told me to.

Why did you shave your balls?

Never on mondays!

Can Johnny come out to play?

Chocolate sauce.

what do you like to cover your butt with?

Oh, I was just thinking aloud..

What's that "clip-clop, clip-clop" noise?

A pair of socks and one very angry turtle.

What did you declare at customs?

Snow White and 6 of the 7 drawves (sp)

What did they find buried in Grumpy's backyard?

The largest pop-up toaster known to man.

What are you hiding in your bra?

Yes, I do hear those voices

bump?

bump!

what's that i see on your nose????



i use public toilets and piss on the seat...

What's even worse than going around in the summertime saying, "How about that heat?"

Dig deeper and maybe you'll find it.

Did you just drop a penny down your pants?

Not unless your mother says it's OK.

can i put itching powder in dad's underwear drawer?

taz jizz.

What?

I had a sneaking suspicion.