lubbedubb.


viveine viveine!

Agent, can you say something naughty in french please?

That's sweet.

I just ate a pigeon off my front lawn. What do you think about that, hmm?

On tuesdays and fridays only. Saturday is a day for child molestation.

Do you ever say things you don't mean?


Tall, skinny people with buzzcuts.

What does the Jolly Green Giant use for Q-tips?


a sink full of dirty dishes

what was the most arousing shot in the last porno film you saw?



musk

Is it normal for a co-worker to tell you that he has a permanent painfull erection and the process it takes to drain the blood out of said erection on a smoke break?

None of them...it is a cheesy homemade video...that guy has a hot body though...

How many of those positions did they practice?

cherry popsicle

What will be the next food item that the USA's president will pass out while consuming?



kidnapped by disaffected termites

What really happened to Moel?


button pusher

What would be the ultimate in electric "convenience-gadgets"?

They were free inside the packet.

Where did you get those cute little hampsters?


The phone company looks down on that

How many phone books does it take to build an igloo?


Little People

Who's that standing next to you?


Britney Spears & Madonna on vacation

What would make the worst possible movie ever?

Tazers.