How did PFP get that personal massager mark across her forehead?

Because he wanted to play totem tennis.

Yeah, you should see me cross my legs.

How does it feel to be the world's greatest authority on everything?

Eric Idle, Michael Palin and Lord Derby

Who are three past chairmen of the Ministry of Silly Walks?

Three African Grey parrots and a polydactyl cat.

When they get together and take off their disguises, what are Zenbabe, Lapietra, Frieda, and Zefrank, respectively, in real life?

sixteen tons

how much do you have to load in order to get another
day older and deeper in debt?



tennessee ernie ford, kentucky fried chicken and virginia slims

What are the necessary pre-show accoutrements I need to make my "Schindler's List" screening party complete?

irridescent, incandescent, pulchritudinous paraesthesia

hey brynn, are you related to marcus bales?


gobbledegook!

Transform intuitive heterogenous technologies




How many holes are there in blackburn Lancashire?

could you translate "combien de trous y a-t-il dedans blackburn Lancashire?" please?


that's why it's essential to carry a spare paddle

How do you "take care of business" when you find that two zemonkeys have been "bad"?


Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Is all this "limbering up" really necessary?


A fish, a photo of Ernest Hemingway and three hundred dollars.

what Margeaux generously left me to remember our torrid affair. . . oh yea, and an empty tube of red liptstick (so not my color)


the bevel that's on order for the Monster

Is zero the coolest person on earth?

I'll be up as soon as I'm finished stretching, if that's okay with you.

when will you be ready to explain this game to marmoset foxy?


ho chi mihn, frank zappa and mae west.