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madasacutsnake 04-28-2005 01:31 AM

How did PFP get that personal massager mark across her forehead?

Because he wanted to play totem tennis.

Marcus Bales 04-28-2005 02:03 AM


Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
Which three famous people does Marcus Bales impersonate in his new stage show?

Yeah, you should see me cross my legs.

xfox 04-28-2005 02:24 AM

How does it feel to be the world's greatest authority on everything?

Eric Idle, Michael Palin and Lord Derby

lapietra 04-28-2005 03:14 AM

Who are three past chairmen of the Ministry of Silly Walks?

Three African Grey parrots and a polydactyl cat.

Marcus Bales 04-28-2005 11:22 AM

When they get together and take off their disguises, what are Zenbabe, Lapietra, Frieda, and Zefrank, respectively, in real life?

sixteen tons

craig johnston 04-28-2005 11:59 AM

how much do you have to load in order to get another
day older and deeper in debt?

tennessee ernie ford, kentucky fried chicken and virginia slims

Brynn 04-28-2005 05:20 PM

What are the necessary pre-show accoutrements I need to make my "Schindler's List" screening party complete?

irridescent, incandescent, pulchritudinous paraesthesia

craig johnston 04-28-2005 05:28 PM

hey brynn, are you related to marcus bales?


NimbleMarmoset 04-28-2005 07:11 PM

Transform intuitive heterogenous technologies

How many holes are there in blackburn Lancashire?

zero 04-28-2005 07:21 PM

could you translate "combien de trous y a-t-il dedans blackburn Lancashire?" please?

that's why it's essential to carry a spare paddle

daverbee 04-28-2005 07:23 PM

How do you "take care of business" when you find that two zemonkeys have been "bad"?

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Hyakujo's Fox 04-29-2005 12:09 AM

Is all this "limbering up" really necessary?

A fish, a photo of Ernest Hemingway and three hundred dollars.

NimbleMarmoset 04-29-2005 12:32 AM

what Margeaux generously left me to remember our torrid affair. . . oh yea, and an empty tube of red liptstick (so not my color)

the bevel that's on order for the Monster

xfox 04-29-2005 01:09 AM

Is zero the coolest person on earth?

I'll be up as soon as I'm finished stretching, if that's okay with you.

craig johnston 04-29-2005 01:50 PM

when will you be ready to explain this game to marmoset foxy?

ho chi mihn, frank zappa and mae west.

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