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trisherina 10-30-2004 11:10 PM

My pants are sticky
Wet paint excites me a lot
Where is my mink brush?

cosmicwimpout 10-31-2004 12:51 AM

i suppose its lost

Malmal11787 10-31-2004 02:43 AM

i suppose its lost
i wonder where i put it?

Gatsby 10-31-2004 04:47 AM

i suppose its lost
i wonder where i put it?
wait - what was it again?

chuckie egg 10-31-2004 12:45 PM

as I wait for you

Aphrodite 10-31-2004 01:48 PM

as I wait for you
I recall our last good-bye

Klynne 10-31-2004 11:04 PM

as I wait for you
I recall our last good-bye
you were mean

daverbee 11-01-2004 06:04 PM

Take another test

cosmicwimpout 11-02-2004 03:54 AM

take another test
now, get all the answers right

chuckie egg 11-02-2004 12:06 PM

take another test
now, get all the answers right
use 5 syllables!

daverbee 11-02-2004 01:32 PM

I voted, did you?

cosmicwimpout 11-04-2004 01:46 AM

i voted, did you?
i can't but Mr. Bush won

Aphrodite 11-04-2004 08:33 AM

i voted, did you?
i can't but Mr. Bush won
so, duck and cover

chuckie egg 11-04-2004 12:54 PM

to bangor again!

dinzdale 11-04-2004 04:36 PM

to bangor again!
I might get to play Poker

daverbee 11-04-2004 08:02 PM

to bangor again!
I might get to play Poker
and bangor later.

Zaftig 11-04-2004 08:43 PM

Stalking Daverbee

Willow Sylph 11-04-2004 09:02 PM

Stalking Daverbee
Over the hills and mountains

Zaftig 11-04-2004 09:26 PM

Stalking Daverbee
Over the hills and mountains
Into his bedroom

:p ;) :D

madasacutsnake 11-07-2004 04:47 AM

Free time whilst at work

Gatsby 11-07-2004 05:30 AM

Free time whilst at work
Idle hands: devil's playthings

chuckie egg 11-08-2004 06:15 PM

Free time whilst at work
Idle hands: devil's playthings
broadband a blessing

Klynne 11-09-2004 02:08 AM

Or is it a curse?

chuckie egg 11-09-2004 12:10 PM

"Or is it a curse?"
said the old gypsy lady

daverbee 11-09-2004 04:01 PM

"Or is it a curse?"
said the old gypsy lady
"flying in my sleep."

chuckie egg 11-09-2004 09:23 PM

even if I do

daverbee 11-10-2004 12:43 PM

even if I do
it doesn't really mean that

Klynne 11-13-2004 04:14 AM

even if I do
it doesn't really mean that
I really love you

Gatsby 11-14-2004 09:26 PM

Christmas lights too soon

Klynne 11-15-2004 03:38 AM

Christmas lights too soon
Carols on the radio

weissenflatz 11-15-2004 09:53 PM

Christmas lights too soon
Carols on the radio
not in november!

funkytuba 11-15-2004 11:59 PM

an alternate ending:
 
Christmas lights too soon
Carols on the radio
it's May fercrissakes!

Coffee 11-16-2004 12:31 AM

Pumpkin Pie, whipped cream

zefrank 11-16-2004 01:30 AM

Pumpkin Pie, whipped cream
a rubber glove, vaseline

lapietra 11-16-2004 01:32 AM

Pumpkin Pie, whipped cream
a rubber glove, vaseline
kinky Thanksgiving

Klynne 11-18-2004 03:17 AM

Black leather and lace

cosmicwimpout 11-18-2004 11:40 AM

Black Leather and Lace
Now my shoe is falling off

Gatsby 11-18-2004 09:00 PM

Black Leather and Lace
Now my shoe is falling off
sadistic cobbler

Klynne 11-19-2004 12:10 AM

Repairs my shoes while

Hyakujo's Fox 11-21-2004 11:25 PM

Repairs my shoes while
he whistles a tune and thinks


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