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AllegroNg 01-14-2003 10:33 AM

1. My philosophy
2. Wait! I was only kidding!

ProfessionalGun 01-14-2003 11:06 AM

1. My philosophy
2. Wait! I was only kidding!
3. My hypocrisy

RuneT 01-14-2003 11:52 AM

1. Happy birthday mon

ProfessionalGun 01-14-2003 02:36 PM

1. Happy birthday mon
2. Many years give you wisdom

cosmo949 01-14-2003 05:46 PM

1. Happy birthday mon
2. Many years give you wisdom
3. And reading glasses

ProfessionalGun 01-14-2003 06:43 PM

1. Reading is the key

danh 01-15-2003 12:28 AM

1. Reading is the key
2. Hooked on Fonics werked for mee.

noxxville 01-15-2003 03:10 AM

1. Reading is the key
2. Hooked on Fonics werked for mee.
3. I done got skoolded

Indigo 01-15-2003 02:03 PM

Lets all have a drink

ProfessionalGun 01-15-2003 02:23 PM

1. Lets all have a drink
2. Intoxication is bliss

AllegroNg 01-15-2003 03:43 PM

1. Lets all have a drink
2. Intoxication is bliss
3. Drink until she's cute

moel 01-15-2003 04:53 PM

1. Pass the horseradish

noxxville 01-15-2003 08:02 PM

1. Pass the horseradish
2. Tangy food for all to eat

jenschka 01-16-2003 12:21 AM

1. Pass the horseradish
2. Tangy food for all to eat
3. Makes us squeal and fart

jenschka 01-16-2003 01:16 AM

1. Choked on a pretzel

noxxville 01-16-2003 03:36 AM

1. Choked on a pretzel
2. The boy has tried to kill me

danh 01-16-2003 12:33 PM

1. Choked on a pretzel
2. The boy has tried to kill me
3. Little Tim must die

an alternative:

1. Choked on a pretzel
2. killed few remaining brain cells
3. George "Dubaya" Bush

ProfessionalGun 01-16-2003 01:05 PM

**Yeeeesssss danh! ! Following a common theme is GOOD- ISN'T IT! . . .Cheers!**


1. Sadam is hiding

Indigo 01-16-2003 10:14 PM

**Yeeeesssss danh! ! Following a common theme is GOOD- ISN'T IT! . . .Cheers!**


1. Sadam is hiding
2. Someone got cheese on the rug

RuneT 01-17-2003 05:19 AM

1. Sadam is hiding
2. Someone got cheese on the rug
3. Solution is war

jenschka 01-17-2003 01:59 PM

Good one you guys! I'm impressed!:D

ProfessionalGun 01-18-2003 12:28 AM

1. Ze is a genius

AllegroNg 01-18-2003 10:28 AM

1. Ze is a genius
2. His grapes and monkeys love him

Indigo 01-18-2003 11:23 AM

1. Ze is a genius
2. His grapes and monkeys love him
3. My, my... what a bunch

jenschka 01-18-2003 02:10 PM

It's a hollow world

danh 01-18-2003 03:55 PM

1. It's a hollow world
2. As some would have you believe (see -> Hollow Earth)

Indigo 01-18-2003 08:08 PM

1. It's a hollow world
2. As some would have you believe (see -> Hollow Earth)
3. Mother Earth has gas

danh 01-18-2003 10:03 PM

1. Ich will dich schlagen



figure that one out...

jenschka 01-18-2003 10:16 PM

1. Ich will dich schlagen
2. Weil du einfach verrückt bist


figure that one out... (5 syllables)
i'm on to your game, mister (7 syllables)

danh 01-18-2003 10:31 PM

1. Ich will dich schlagen
2. Weil du einfach verrückt bist
3. Und ich mag dich nicht


figure that one out... (5 syllables)
i'm on to your game, mister (7 syllables)
crap, foiled again. (there's your stinkin' 5 syllables... grumble grumble)

danh 01-18-2003 10:33 PM

Eins: Ich bin sehr doof, weil...

jenschka 01-18-2003 10:34 PM

1. Thanks Dahn for the laugh

lapietra 01-18-2003 10:34 PM

1. Ich will dich schlagen
2. Weil du einfach verrückt bist
3. mit meinen Greifern


figure that one out... (5 syllables)
i'm on to your game, mister (7 syllables)
I have new mittens (5 syllables)

lapietra 01-18-2003 10:36 PM

1. Ack! Late. Embarrassed.

jenschka 01-18-2003 10:37 PM

Eins: Ich bin sehr doof, weil...
Zwei: ich jetzt keine hirn habe

danh 01-18-2003 10:43 PM

1. Thanks Dahn for the laugh
2. three replies at once, how weird.




Eins: Ich bin sehr doof, weil...
Zwei: ich jetzt keine hirn habe
Drei: Ich hab' kopf Schmerzen

(kause I don't speak german)

Indigo 01-18-2003 10:47 PM

1. Ack! Late. Embarrassed.
2. Fear not, lemony fresh Queen!

danh 01-18-2003 10:53 PM

1. Ack! Late. Embarrassed.
2. Fear not, lemony fresh Queen!
3. we can forgive you.

and just tying up loose ends.

1. Thanks Dahn for the laugh
2. three replies at once, how weird.
3. Please, call me DANH.

ProfessionalGun 01-19-2003 01:15 AM

1. German's confusing

Indigo 01-19-2003 01:25 AM

1. German's confusing
2. If one doesn't speak German


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