1. My philosophy
2. Wait! I was only kidding!

1. My philosophy
2. Wait! I was only kidding!
3. My hypocrisy

1. Happy birthday mon

1. Happy birthday mon
2. Many years give you wisdom

1. Happy birthday mon
2. Many years give you wisdom
3. And reading glasses

1. Reading is the key

1. Reading is the key
2. Hooked on Fonics werked for mee.

1. Reading is the key
2. Hooked on Fonics werked for mee.
3. I done got skoolded

Lets all have a drink

1. Lets all have a drink
2. Intoxication is bliss

1. Lets all have a drink
2. Intoxication is bliss
3. Drink until she's cute

1. Pass the horseradish

1. Pass the horseradish
2. Tangy food for all to eat

1. Pass the horseradish
2. Tangy food for all to eat
3. Makes us squeal and fart

1. Choked on a pretzel

1. Choked on a pretzel
2. The boy has tried to kill me

1. Choked on a pretzel
2. The boy has tried to kill me
3. Little Tim must die

an alternative:

1. Choked on a pretzel
2. killed few remaining brain cells
3. George "Dubaya" Bush

**Yeeeesssss danh! ! Following a common theme is GOOD- ISN'T IT! . . .Cheers!**


1. Sadam is hiding

**Yeeeesssss danh! ! Following a common theme is GOOD- ISN'T IT! . . .Cheers!**


1. Sadam is hiding
2. Someone got cheese on the rug

1. Sadam is hiding
2. Someone got cheese on the rug
3. Solution is war

Good one you guys! I'm impressed!:D

1. Ze is a genius

1. Ze is a genius
2. His grapes and monkeys love him

1. Ze is a genius
2. His grapes and monkeys love him
3. My, my... what a bunch

It's a hollow world

1. It's a hollow world
2. As some would have you believe (see -> Hollow Earth)

1. It's a hollow world
2. As some would have you believe (see -> Hollow Earth)
3. Mother Earth has gas

1. Ich will dich schlagen



figure that one out...

1. Ich will dich schlagen
2. Weil du einfach verrückt bist


figure that one out... (5 syllables)
i'm on to your game, mister (7 syllables)

1. Ich will dich schlagen
2. Weil du einfach verrückt bist
3. Und ich mag dich nicht


figure that one out... (5 syllables)
i'm on to your game, mister (7 syllables)
crap, foiled again. (there's your stinkin' 5 syllables... grumble grumble)

Eins: Ich bin sehr doof, weil...

1. Thanks Dahn for the laugh

1. Ich will dich schlagen
2. Weil du einfach verrückt bist
3. mit meinen Greifern


figure that one out... (5 syllables)
i'm on to your game, mister (7 syllables)
I have new mittens (5 syllables)

1. Ack! Late. Embarrassed.

Eins: Ich bin sehr doof, weil...
Zwei: ich jetzt keine hirn habe

1. Thanks Dahn for the laugh
2. three replies at once, how weird.




Eins: Ich bin sehr doof, weil...
Zwei: ich jetzt keine hirn habe
Drei: Ich hab' kopf Schmerzen

(kause I don't speak german)

1. Ack! Late. Embarrassed.
2. Fear not, lemony fresh Queen!

1. Ack! Late. Embarrassed.
2. Fear not, lemony fresh Queen!
3. we can forgive you.

and just tying up loose ends.

1. Thanks Dahn for the laugh
2. three replies at once, how weird.
3. Please, call me DANH.

1. German's confusing

1. German's confusing
2. If one doesn't speak German