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amanda 11-06-2002 08:57 PM

1. Light a big cigar
2. What would Freud think of me?

JudyPatooty 11-07-2002 10:53 AM

1. Light a big cigar
2. What would Freud think of me?
3. I inhale slowly

Deviate 11-07-2002 11:30 AM

1. O, Crocodile

dinzdale 11-07-2002 12:48 PM

1. O, Crocodile
2. I pray you've eaten today

helenly 11-07-2002 02:32 PM

SNAP! There goes a duck...

helenly 11-07-2002 02:41 PM

1. O crocodile
2. I pray you've eaten today
3. Snap! there goes a duck...

JudyPatooty 11-07-2002 02:49 PM

1. "Why a duck?" she asked

Deviate 11-07-2002 02:58 PM

1. "Why a duck?" she asked
2. "Clench-ed tight in reptile mouth?"

helenly 11-07-2002 03:02 PM

why a duck, she asked?
clenched tight in reptile mouth
he chews quietly

helenly 11-07-2002 03:03 PM

ducks have beaky smiles

JudyPatooty 11-07-2002 03:05 PM

1. ducks have beaky smiles
2. unlike the wily hedgehog

Deviate 11-07-2002 03:07 PM

1. ducks have beaky smiles
2. unlike the wily hedgehog
3. known for his sharp pricks.

Deviate 11-07-2002 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by amanda
the plum-sauced girl
Only 4 syallables. Want to add a fifth?

-st.

amanda 11-07-2002 09:05 PM

1. the plum-sauced girl drank

Deviate 11-07-2002 09:10 PM

1. the plum-sauced girl drank
2. the purple plums poisoned her

catbelly 11-07-2002 10:02 PM

1. the plum-sauced girl drank
2. the purple plums poisoned her
3. Goddamn MSG

cosmo949 11-07-2002 11:10 PM

1. Small paws on floor scratch

catbelly 11-08-2002 12:39 AM

1. Small paws on floor scratch
2. Who's sneaking up on my ass?

lapietra 11-08-2002 05:58 AM

1. Small paws on floor scratch
2. Who's sneaking up on my ass?
3. GAAAAAH! small paw, sharp claw!

lapietra 11-08-2002 06:01 AM

1. Who drank the last beer?

cosmo949 11-08-2002 11:10 AM

1. Who drank the last beer?
2. Empty bottles line the room.

Hamtastica 11-08-2002 01:18 PM

1. Who drank the last beer?
2. Empty bottles line the room.
3. (One was filled with pee.)

helenly 11-11-2002 09:05 AM

1. toes squelching through mud

dinzdale 11-11-2002 01:56 PM

1. toes squelching through mud
2. where did I leave my flip-flops?

Deviate 11-11-2002 03:28 PM

1. toes squelching through mud
2. where did I leave my flip-flops?
3. pink strap sinking fast

cosmo949 11-11-2002 06:37 PM

1. Sleepy eyes half shut

Deviate 11-11-2002 06:41 PM

1. Sleepy eyes half shut
2. Ears buzzing, phantom voices

cosmo949 11-11-2002 08:23 PM

1. Sleepy eyes half shut
2. Ears buzzing, phantom voices
3. Quick! Inject caffeine!

ransom 11-12-2002 01:35 AM

1. procrastination

cosmo949 11-12-2002 01:42 AM

1. procrastination
2. too much deliberation

JudyPatooty 11-12-2002 11:48 AM

1. procrastination
2. too much deliberation
3. I'll wait till later

dinzdale 11-12-2002 01:22 PM

1. The man in the moon

Deviate 11-12-2002 01:25 PM

1. The man in the moon
2. With his face battered, bruised, scarred

AllegroNg 11-12-2002 02:48 PM

1. The man in the moon
2. With his face battered, bruised, scarred
3. Can't dance properly

JudyPatooty 11-12-2002 05:40 PM

1. My mouse pad is old

Deviate 11-12-2002 05:41 PM

1. My mouse pad is old
2. I have no mouse pad at all

dinzdale 11-12-2002 07:00 PM

1. My mouse pad is old
2. I have no mouse pad at all
3. Padless, homeless mice.

helenly 11-13-2002 02:16 PM

1. fabulous new boots

JudyPatooty 11-13-2002 02:28 PM

1. fabulous new boots
2. spiky heels and pointy toes

Deviate 11-13-2002 02:47 PM

1. fabulous new boots
2. spiky heels and pointy toes
3. tortured, blistered feet


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