get a free tv
and a new converter box
or miss the next Lost

now you know

now you know
beyond any doubt

now you know
beyond any doubt
i gave you herpes

(I was asked to submit this on behalf of Thomas G. Henry - who saw the thread and felt that this was the perfect ending)

why not let thomas
g. henry register so
he can post his own?

trapped in my bedroom

trapped in my bedroom
angry dust bunnies staring

trapped in my bedroom
angry dust bunnies staring
whispering their lies

none will ever know

none will ever know
what would have happened if you

none will ever know
what would have happened if you
had never been born

will you please open

will you please open
your books to page eighty three

will you please open
your books to page eighty three
- the summer school blues


paper or plastic

"Paper or plastic,"
the pimpled young man asked, "Ma'am?"