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Frieda 02-17-2006 11:45 AM

ok im back


well this was cool with post it notes on the wall and stuff like that

and were going to

- solve problems to stop incidents from happening
- shift work around
- have less meetings :D

jasmina 02-17-2006 11:53 AM

sounds like it was incredibly productive then.
Do you feel more efficient already?

ShopaholicChick 02-17-2006 09:02 PM

I got hit on today by a Dude wearing Panty Hose!!!

craig johnston 02-17-2006 09:20 PM

dinzdale strikes again!

:)

~*WickedAngel*~ 02-17-2006 09:52 PM

My aunt wants to name my cousin's unborn child Nicholas Alvin Elijah. Alvin...Like the chipmunk. So now everytime I talk to her, I sing the chipmunk theme song.

jasmina 02-20-2006 01:47 PM

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Jack Flanders 02-20-2006 08:53 PM

That was funny and very clever!!!!

dinzdale 02-21-2006 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davemarcet
i have a ball python that i want to breed he is a bout 2 feet he is a goood eater so if you know ney thing a bout breeding ball python post a it oh haer ok

This is possibly the funniest thing I have read in a month.... :)

ShopaholicChick 02-21-2006 02:03 PM

Eas ter (e ster) noun The celebration of the day when Jesus died, was buried and then resurrected as a chocolate rabbit who lays colorful eggs and then carries them house to house in a little basket, delivering them to all the children


if you like that check out my store it is available on tshirts and more along with other witty sayings!!!!! the link is in my signature!!

karma_queen 02-21-2006 02:08 PM

^ that made me laugh. but for all the wrong reasons.

ShopaholicChick 02-21-2006 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karma_queen
^ that made me laugh. but for all the wrong reasons.

i also have one with this cute little bunny cartoon on it...with a thought cloud above his head that says "the brown ones are not jelly beans" i tried to enclose the pic of it but it wont work :( they are on my store under seasonal>holidays>easter


i have have some st pattys daydesigns up like

"Beer me i'm irish"

karma_queen 02-21-2006 02:25 PM

v witty

jasmina 02-21-2006 03:25 PM

oh god oh god oh god

I really don't know what to say

dinzdale 02-21-2006 03:29 PM

Maybe a witty slogan for your on-line store could be....I dunno...

"My Other T-shirts are remotely funny."

craig johnston 02-21-2006 06:46 PM

could you make a t-shirt with 'was that dog' on it?

i would buy.

;)


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