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zero 03-10-2005 12:21 PM

teh photos we failed to take
 
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here is a picture i didn't take of mighty oil platforms off the coast of scotland suggesting other-worldly robots illuminated in the blackness of the north-sea night as my helicopter was flying due east at two thousand feet above the raging waves

12"razormix 03-10-2005 01:01 PM

you goofball! :p

zero 03-10-2005 01:12 PM

lol heehhah





here's a picture i missed of an elderly man in an orange "SECURITY GUARD" raincoat looking glum and pushing a shopping trolley across a pedestrian crossing. as you can't see, the trolley is filled with three large boxes bearing the word "socks"

zero 03-10-2005 01:21 PM

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abstract with brussels-sprout











there was something about the way the sunlight light was hitting it caught my eye

zefrank 03-10-2005 01:29 PM

the way i was standing made the reflection look like the tractor was coming out of my butt.

dinzdale 03-10-2005 04:24 PM

Here is a picture I took of the Nolan Sisters skinny dipping from the back of my yacht. In the background is the lighthouse at Alexandria.

dinzdale 03-10-2005 04:40 PM

...and here is my friend Pammy getting her massive tits out.

In the background is the Zigurat of Ur.

zero 03-10-2005 05:29 PM

^^ wow!!

you've failed beautifully to capture a moment in either of those professor dinzdale - thanks for sharing!!


now, here's one i never took at teh mcvities biscuit factory in high wycombe of a mannequin with a motorised mouth to test the amount of crumbs biscuits produce. it's called the "crumb test dummy" and tests which baking techniques produce the most crumbs









and then seconds later i did not take this one:









it's not of liz ashdown - mcvitie's brand manager - just after she'd said something like "eating lots of biscuits is obviously an enjoyable prospect for most people but we haven't yet found a human who can test on this scale,"

craig johnston 03-10-2005 05:32 PM

^^^^^^
oh no, you've mentioned mcvities!
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
mmmmmmmmhhhh!
:)

zefrank 03-10-2005 05:35 PM

i didn't take this shot of a cruise ship that had the word's "blow me" graffitied on its side.

craig johnston 03-10-2005 05:40 PM

one i never took of me eating a freshly dunked plain
chocolate digestive and smiling really manically because
i am in heaven, thus not on earth and unable to take
pictures also cos my hands are full and a dunked plain
chocolate digestive is a delicate thing.

btw only mcvities, accept no imitations.

zero 03-10-2005 05:56 PM

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self-portrait with radio mast




















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craig johnston 03-10-2005 05:59 PM

^^^^
oh, it's a 'radio mast' is it?! i was wondering mr z.
:rolleyes:

dinzdale 03-10-2005 06:23 PM

A black and white portrait of Lenin, reading a copy of Razzle.

zero 03-10-2005 06:24 PM

in this picture that i failed to take in london yesterday there's a sharp-suited pimp, saying "do you work here?" to a woman in jeans and a "boob-tube".













i failed to take the photo just as i was about to get on the double decker bus (also not pictured)


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