o my god

in the name of all that is worthwile

forgive me

You're forgiven, I wiped it away, don't cry, have a HAPPIE

^i'll need a drink of water to swallow that


i hope its not another hallucinogenitalatory paddestjoolies

I want to give someone a great big happy!!!!!

give it to saveloy


she's in dire need of one

ok - here i go. get over here saveloy - i'm going to give you the BIGGEST happy ever!!!!!!

i brought in left over chinese food but i'm afraid to heat it up because my boss always has to make a comment about what i'm eating and it irks me so

unhappy


i'm hungry

what type of thing does he usually say?


could you make up an example of what type of comment he'd make in a scenario where you were heating up some kedgeree?

ok - i'll try - sometimes he says "that smells good"

how's that?

is he being sincere do you think? i don't, otherwise his comment would be more like:


MMMMMMmmmmMMMMMM.... THAT smells like some HELLUVA GOOOD KEDGEEREES rmr!!!

^^ right? i know!!

well i did it - i heated it i heated it i heated it i heated it and no comment - i'm going back for more

so help me god he better come up to my desk rubbing his belly screaming MMM GOOD at the top of his lungs or i'm quitting. no lie - serious!!!

rmr can i ask you a question

yes.

go ahead.

have you got crispy wontons?

a few

but not so crispy

more like "moisty" wontons