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Veruki 11-30-2007 11:42 AM

Inappropriate Dinner Conversations
 
Last week I stepped in dog poo on the way to your house. Instead of telling you, I went to your closet and swapped my shoes for another pair. Be a dear and pass me the salt.

brightpearl 11-30-2007 11:53 AM

There's a dead mouse in the centerpiece.

trisherina 11-30-2007 12:29 PM

This pork is a little pink in the centre... mmm... trichinosis medallions!

Angry Kid Hoyt 11-30-2007 03:28 PM

Hey, is this a cyst or a boil?

Marcus Bales 11-30-2007 04:10 PM

When we went to wash our hands before dinner, I took the opportunity to lick your daughter's nipples.

T.I.P. 11-30-2007 09:18 PM

That painting sure is ugly.

T.I.P. 11-30-2007 09:29 PM

I ate worse food than this once in Colombo, back in '72, during the embargo. I got so hungry that i had to settle on coconut flavored rat scooped straight out of the kettle into my cupped hands, in a dark alley behind the airport.

T.I.P. 11-30-2007 09:34 PM

Martina ! Leave Alberto and come live with me in Ontario...he is a loser, and we are made l'un for l'autre.

trisherina 12-01-2007 02:32 AM

Pardon me. Oh dear. Pardon me!

l'azizza 12-01-2007 02:36 AM

I hate you. I have the active tuberculosis. While you were setting the table, I coughed numerous times into the cucumber soup you have served.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-01-2007 05:36 AM

I tell you what. That Jimmy Carter is right up there with A-dolf Hitler.

brightpearl 12-01-2007 07:22 AM

(This thread makes me feel like I'm at a family reunion.)

Yup, it's pretty hard to sex a chick. You hafta hold em just in the right spot, turn em over, and then sqeeze just a little bit, look for that little rooster bump in the cloaca.

Boss says I have a 90% accuracy rate. It's an art more than a science, really.

T.I.P. 12-01-2007 08:45 AM

I'm so glad you manage to put up with him ! It's really been hard for him to hold down a girlfriend for more than a month at a time....you know, what with the extreme halitosis and 130dB snoring problem. It usually wears them down in no time.

Coffee 12-01-2007 03:13 PM

I'd like to thank all of you for my numerous psychosis, I couldn't have aquired them without you...you farkers.

Frieda 12-01-2007 03:34 PM

still got the clap?


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