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MoJoRiSin 01-02-2009 09:51 AM

mom: Lobsters? In the Nativity play? You mean there were monre than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
daughter: Duh!!
~Rhichard Curtis (in a movie he screenwrote)

zero 01-02-2009 02:18 PM

it wasn't a rock... it was a rock LOBSTER!!

down

down

underneath the waves
mermaids wavin'
wavin' to mermen

- B52's

MoJoRiSin 01-03-2009 02:31 AM

Ariel, youngest daughter of King Triton, is dissatisfied with life in the sea. She longs to be with the humans above the surface, and is often caught in arguments with her father over those "barbaric fish-eaters".

Anna 01-04-2009 02:53 AM


Hyakujo's Fox 01-04-2009 05:17 AM


brightpearl 01-04-2009 11:58 AM

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

~Dr. Seuss

MoJoRiSin 01-04-2009 03:40 PM

“Psychoanalysis is for hysterical pathological cases, not for silly rich American women who should be learning how to darn socks”
~S.Freud

12"razormix 01-04-2009 03:53 PM

NED: aw, hell didilly-ding-dong-crap! i just can't dang-darn-diddly-darn-dang-ding-dong-diddly-darned do it.

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-04-2009 03:57 PM

hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
tom bom, jolly tom, tom bombadillo!

Anna 01-04-2009 06:26 PM

George: Well you know, one doesn't want to blow one's own trumpet.

Blackadder: You might at least have told us you had a trumpet. These paintings could spell my way out of the trenches.

George:Yours?

Blackadder: That's right, ours. All you have to do is paint something heroic to appeal to the simple-minded Tommy. Over to you Baldrick.

Baldrick: How about a noble Tommy, standing with a look of horror and disgust over the body of a murdered nun, what's been done over by a nasty old German.

George: Excellent. I, I can see it now; "The Nun and the Hun".

Hyakujo's Fox 01-06-2009 05:57 PM

Dr. Johnson: Sir! I hope you're not using the first English dictionary to look up rude words!

Edmund: I wouldn't be too hopeful -- that's what all the other ones will be used for.

Baldrick: Sir, can I look up `turnip'?

Edmund: `Turnip' isn't a rude word, Baldrick.

Baldrick: It is if you sit on one.

Anna 01-07-2009 05:37 AM

there were two brothers who were both soldiers;
the one was rich and the other poor.
The poor man thought he would try to better himself;
so, pulling off his red coat, he became a gardener,
and dug his ground well, and sowed turnips.

zero 01-08-2009 03:27 PM

my subject is war, and the pity of war. the poetry is in the pity.

- wilfred owen

Anna 01-09-2009 04:09 AM


zero 01-10-2009 02:30 PM

stern winter loves a dirge-like sound.

- william wordsworth


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