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Smartypants 09-07-2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red
smarty's sheepskin crack

That was picture of JT's crack with the sheepskin, not mine!!

...OOOOHH, you mean the crack ABOUT the sheepskin! I get it! :p

Audreyvgs 09-08-2005 01:43 AM

hahahahahhah ^^^^that

madasacutsnake 09-08-2005 01:59 AM

Spending half an hour getting a headache flicking through WW2 tomes to answer CJ then getting up and falling over them.

Hyakujo's Fox 09-08-2005 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smartypants
That was picture of JT's crack with the sheepskin, not mine!!

...OOOOHH, you mean the crack ABOUT the sheepskin! I get it! :p

*ponders the wisdom of starting an "it's a rude remark" thread as a companion to the "it's a donkey" thread*

Jack Flanders 09-08-2005 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties
i just turned 16, my bday was a few weeks ago
u?
lol

u 16? lolololololah cough

priceyfatprude 09-08-2005 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
*ponders the wisdom of starting an "it's a rude remark" thread as a companion to the "it's a donkey" thread*

Do or do not. There is no try.

Smartypants 09-08-2005 05:14 AM

^^^ PFP = Party F. Pooper :(

JesusTitties 09-12-2005 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders
u 16? lolololololah cough

yeah is that 2 old?!? how old r u?

JesusTitties 09-12-2005 09:48 AM

the song "Ass like that" by Eminem.

Can someone, anyone, please dl that song right now and look up the lyrics on google and follow along with the words. I laugh every time i hear it.

JesusTitties 09-12-2005 10:28 AM


topcat 09-12-2005 11:07 AM

Artist: Eminem
Album: Encore
Title: Ass Like That




[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please




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I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

**** is wrong with you? (ha!)

JesusTitties 09-13-2005 08:34 AM

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rmr 09-13-2005 04:46 PM


craig johnston 09-13-2005 05:21 PM

some people are very easily amused

rmr 09-13-2005 07:46 PM

^^ you laughed a little -- admit it!!!


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