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treekisser 02-20-2009 11:46 AM

I lost a contact lens. If you find it, please call 011-86-10-758-4444. Ask for Ping.

Coffee 02-20-2009 05:19 PM

Bet you didn't realize how much cat tastes like duck.

treekisser 02-23-2009 01:06 PM

For your sake, I hope you didn't order any of the daily specials.

Coffee 02-24-2009 02:53 PM

I hope you were serious about wanting a career change, your boss is at the table behind you.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-24-2009 02:59 PM

Don't forget to pay the last installment of your life insurance before you cross the street. Today is the day.

treekisser 02-24-2009 03:14 PM

For your personal health and safety, ignore all messages found in these little cookies.

Coffee 02-24-2009 08:36 PM

You idiot! The place across the street has better food and service, and cheaper prices.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-25-2009 10:13 AM

A self referential fortune cookie fortune will leave you vaguely dissatisfied.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-25-2009 10:14 AM

These fortune cookie jokes are just going to get worse and worse.

treekisser 02-26-2009 12:00 PM

Aren't you the customer who forgot to tip last time?

seebe 03-28-2009 02:43 PM

that strange noise you hear in the kitchen when you're alone at night is exactly what you think it is.

Marcus Bales 04-03-2009 08:34 PM

The market will tank tomorrow. Sell everything at the opening bell. Sell! Sell!

treekisser 04-16-2009 04:23 PM

Reward for lost contact lens. Please call Wing (03-753-976-4073).

Marcus Bales 04-16-2009 07:13 PM

You are 67 days late on your car payment. Please call 1-888-555-1212 to make payment arrangements.

YsaPur EsChomuw 04-17-2009 02:21 AM

Congratulations!



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