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YsaPur EsChomuw 03-07-2008 02:16 PM

The people sitting at the next table are actually laughing at you. Look!

Marcus Bales 03-07-2008 02:19 PM

I spit in your General Tso's Chicken.

YsaPur EsChomuw 03-07-2008 02:26 PM

Lend someone a hand, an ear, or a shoulder to cry on. But to get really lucky, consider offering your kidneys or your liver. You won't last long, anyway.

Marcus Bales 03-07-2008 03:47 PM

I know, what you really want is an Oreo, but this is all you get.

brightpearl 03-08-2008 02:07 AM

The place where you had your rehearsal dinner will soon be turned to a 24-hour "Adult Megaplex."

This is a bad omen.

YsaPur EsChomuw 03-08-2008 02:33 AM

You might be surprised to discover that one of your dreams is awfully close to becoming a reality, today. Well, actually, one of your nightmares.

Earthling 03-08-2008 12:52 PM

"Man who farts in church, sits in own pew"
*I'm bored*:cool:

Marcus Bales 03-08-2008 01:21 PM

Don't do it -- he's not into your kind of kink.

YsaPur EsChomuw 03-08-2008 01:47 PM

Today is your chance to sneak out without paying.

Marcus Bales 03-08-2008 03:49 PM

Your credit card was declined.

YsaPur EsChomuw 03-08-2008 04:31 PM

Hakuma matata! So what if you can't find your house keys? Those two who left half an hour ago already found them...

Marcus Bales 03-08-2008 04:33 PM

Never come here dressed like that again.

YsaPur EsChomuw 03-08-2008 04:37 PM

Congrats! I believe you know that's what you were having.

Marcus Bales 03-08-2008 04:59 PM

No fortune for you!

YsaPur EsChomuw 03-08-2008 05:01 PM

Congratulations on your newly acquired immunodeficiency syndrome.

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