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zero 02-02-2011 11:29 AM

— socks —they're always such a fvckken problem—
so it's finally all come down to this. a thread about socks. dearie me.

well, they can be so annoying, can't they? right now i'm fvckken furious with mine. and yet.. and yet.

what are some bad and good things about socks. what sort of relationship do you have with your socks? WHERE THE FVCKK DO ALL MY SOCKS GO TO?

lukkucairi 02-02-2011 11:39 AM

"I did not have socks with that woman."

zero 02-02-2011 11:52 AM

i knew i'd regret this. but just not quite so soon.

12"razormix 02-02-2011 12:53 PM


maiko's socks have lost their resilience and have bunched up aggressively between her toes, somewhere under the soles of her feet.

zero 02-02-2011 01:26 PM

yeh you'd think that in this day and age somebody would have invented everlasting sock resilience. but no. and some of the bastards actually do the opposite over time and become restrictive, resulting in deadly ankle strangulation.

brightpearl 02-02-2011 03:55 PM

All your problems are solved.

zero 02-02-2011 05:14 PM

you wish

Stephi_B 02-02-2011 07:41 PM

socks coming out of the washing maschine (those that ever do!) serve me as a quite neat random chaos model.

me lurves soxs :)

brightpearl 02-02-2011 09:09 PM

this looks nice.

MoJoRiSin 02-02-2011 11:21 PM

best answer.....

not sure

funkytuba 02-03-2011 12:49 AM

Perhaps your socks have responded to environmental pressure and and have evolved into these:

Hyakujo's Fox 02-03-2011 04:00 AM


Originally Posted by zero (Post 426981)
what are some bad and good things about socks

the holes

12"razormix 02-03-2011 06:01 AM


Originally Posted by zero (Post 426985)
the bastards actually do the opposite over time and become restrictive, resulting in deadly ankle strangulation :mad: :mad:

There are many ways to get rid of fat ankles or cankles :) , such as exercises, diet and nutrition, improve blood circulation, and of course over-the-counter supplements. ... One of the main causes of cankles :) is poor blood circulation and this can cause your ankles to become more swollen, within time, and become fat. There are a wide variety of techniques to help you improve blood circulation with focusing directly on the lower parts of your legs. You can find many types of medications, which are sold over-the-counter, but in time, these can become expensive. Some of these medications may cause allergic reactions, depending on the person. Medications for cankles :) should be your last resort, if you would like to save money and find more effective ways that will help get rid of those cankles :) , once and for all.

When you get rid of your fat ankles :) , you will be able to show off your legs to your friends, co-workers, and everyone else. :) Most of all, you will feel a lot better about yourself and your self-esteem will greatly improve. No more fears of what people think about how your ankles look and no more thinking about what people talk about, when you're not around!

Hyakujo's Fox 02-03-2011 07:00 AM

Frieda 02-03-2011 12:14 PM

Oh, socks! I have size 39, and socks are sold in either size 35-38 or 39-42. However, the smaller size fits me well till about 25x laundry and the bigger ones stay too big, even after w hours in the dryer. So complicated.

Coffee 02-03-2011 01:38 PM

I have around 25 pairs of socks, no two pair identical. Laundry day is like a game of Concentration.

zero 02-03-2011 03:57 PM

having eleventyteen pairs of identical black socks doesnie work either and here's why it's because in fact they arnie all as identical as they're supposed to be and in fact some of them turn out to be cankle-inducing wee bastards whereas others are perfect and comfy with just the right snug ness neither horribly strangulating nor sloppily loose with the all the consequential aggressive bunching that entails, and trying to sort them out from the laundry OUT basket in poor light at this time of year is impossible and you can never get that favourite comfy pair to match up with its partner (which is prolly went to a parallel universe via the mysterious black hole at the back of the washing machine anyway) so you end up of a morning putting one strangulator on one foot and one aggressive buncher on the other foot which feels horrible although admittedly it's only for the first few seconds after you've put them on or until you go about your business and begin concentrating on other matters for the day, but still.

brightpearl 02-03-2011 04:48 PM

^Aw, you've had a hard day. :(

C'mere and let Mr. Fitzgibbons give you a hug.

zero 02-03-2011 06:15 PM

^don't come near me with that thing - it's got a severe case of the cankles

Coffee 02-03-2011 07:09 PM

Seems my sock sorting problem is zero's sock matching solution. (Who said the sock thread had to be all whining and problems...new and improved sock thread is productive and helpful too).

Only* clearly mismatched sock pairs can help you match the comfy pairs together, and it helps to ID which One sock has gone thru the black hole....*short of monogramming each pair with different color thread...*or sewing on labels...*or many other sock matching solutions no doubt possible with some more consideration given to solving the problem.

What other sock problem/solutions are possible do you suppose?

Frieda 02-04-2011 05:25 AM

Sock labels? Isnt that for granny homes??

zero 02-04-2011 05:50 AM


Originally Posted by Coffee (Post 427012)
clearly mismatched sock pairs can help you

look, if you want to look like coco the clown by wearing non-matching, silly socks in every colour of the rainbow that's entirely your own affair.

i'll stick with black thank you very much. always black.

12"razormix 02-04-2011 06:49 AM

granny homes! :D

MoJoRiSin 02-04-2011 12:04 PM

speaking of pears...
this is
(part of) an ad
on Ze's page...

[FONT="Courier New"]i really did mean to type "pairs" [/font]

brightpearl 02-05-2011 01:20 PM


Originally Posted by zero (Post 427018)
i'll stick with black thank you very much. always black.

Maybe if you branched out a bit, and with a little persistence, you'd find your perfect match.

Frieda 02-06-2011 06:59 AM

funkytuba 02-21-2011 06:48 AM

Frieda found this and posted it elsewhere but I think applying its principles would address your problem, zero:

MoJoRiSin 02-24-2011 09:35 PM

where can we go that does not involve socks?

madasacutsnake 02-26-2011 06:51 AM

I'd like some new Britain hygienic knickers.

12"razormix 05-11-2011 05:49 AM

zero 05-11-2011 06:11 AM

for goodness sake zormix you're only going to the cornershop for a packet of STARBUST and a newspaper.

Coffee 05-11-2011 12:34 PM

Does that ^ count as Socks and Sandals?

Or do the platform souls elevate the footwear above sandal status?

zero 05-16-2011 05:23 AM


:mad: :confused:

Coffee 05-16-2011 03:13 PM

Oh brave new world that has such creature comforts...

zero 01-10-2012 07:12 AM

i hereby declare this thread to be on temporary secondment to the topic of slippers.

c'mon then, let's see 'em!

12"razormix 01-10-2012 11:45 AM


zero 01-10-2012 05:42 PM


brightpearl 01-11-2012 01:00 PM

Slipper socks.


YsaPur EsChomuw 01-12-2012 07:21 AM

these are yours, Mr Zero, for your wonderful guidance in clothespeg matters:

xfox 02-12-2012 02:23 PM

So as to keep this thread alive, there was an escapee here yesterday. The pair was last seen in the laundry area on the second floor. Only one came clean.

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