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zero 06-07-2004 08:23 AM

stairwell analysis
 




please be rigorous

lapietra 06-07-2004 03:30 PM

The rails are too high and they look uncomfortable.
Also the people in the middle will have trouble reaching them.

daverbee 06-07-2004 03:37 PM

It's also a bit disconcerting to have the stairs empty out onto what appears to be the hood of a humongous Buick...

Willow Sylph 06-07-2004 03:39 PM

Where's box #1?

nycwriters 06-07-2004 03:40 PM

When about to be mugged in the bowels of a NYC subway, always run to the right as subject marked 3 has done, NOT the left, to escape.

lapietra 06-07-2004 03:41 PM

Oh - and if you're wearing very full skirts they might get caught between the rails. You know, like, with crinoline.

Willow Sylph 06-07-2004 03:42 PM

Plus the dark stairwell at the foot of the the upper stairs looks like the entrance to hell. You might want to consider relocating the upper stairs. As you can see by figure 3's posture, it looks as if he's running like hell to get away from the dark abyss that looms just before him.

trisherina 06-07-2004 04:17 PM

Descending from murky darkness to surgically bright light is disconcerting.

Avalon 06-07-2004 04:22 PM

Put a slide in for these guys; maybe a nice twisty one.

ch_burchill 06-07-2004 05:12 PM


Spicy Jack 06-07-2004 05:14 PM

best movie EVER!

"David Bowie and His Crotch"

lapietra 06-07-2004 05:14 PM


ch_burchill 06-07-2004 05:17 PM


lapietra 06-07-2004 05:20 PM


lapietra 06-07-2004 05:26 PM


zero 06-07-2004 10:23 PM


Avalon 06-07-2004 10:24 PM

This is just asking for trouble: stairs and the dark do not go together. Next you will be having us run with scissors!

nycwriters 06-07-2004 10:27 PM

God, the bandwidth this place must suck up....

lapietra 06-07-2004 10:29 PM


zero 06-07-2004 10:37 PM

Self-deleted due to bandwith concerns by zero on 07-08-2004 at 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nycwriters
God, the bandwidth this place must suck up....
maybe i'll go back and delete a coupla thousand one day.

Clytie 06-07-2004 10:39 PM


zero 06-08-2004 01:07 AM

that stair leads to a tunnel under a river

a hundred years ago it was grand but now only night-denizens go there.

Willow Sylph 06-08-2004 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Clytie

That is so neat! Where are those stairs?

Hyakujo's Fox 06-09-2004 10:59 PM


zero 06-09-2004 11:05 PM

where are the figures going to in such a hurry? what is it that is down there beneath us?

Avalon 06-09-2004 11:11 PM

They heard their mom calling them for dinner. It is mac and cheese night, their favorite.

trisherina 06-10-2004 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Avalon
They heard their mom calling them for dinner. It is mac and cheese night, their favorite.
(spit take) HAHAHAHA!!

zero 08-08-2004 06:40 PM



answers on a postcard

JesusTitties 08-09-2004 06:46 AM


zero 08-09-2004 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JesusTitties

correct

go to the top of the class

Simage 08-23-2004 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lapietra way back when
Oh - and if you're wearing very full skirts they might get caught between the rails. You know, like, with crinoline.


and this is a bad thing why???

Magpie 08-23-2004 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JesusTitties

Good God this scared the crap outta me :eek:

When I was about 6yrs old, I had my tonsils out (back when they kept you in the hosp. a couple days). When the operation was done and a nurse was waking me from the anesthsia... "It's all over honey, time to wake up..." Due to my still half drugged state,the nurse looked like a man in make up, dressed as a woman. I'm pretty sure it was this guy in the picture :eek:

zero 09-14-2004 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nycwriters
This is a shot out my back window. I know, I know. Lovely view.

But I had fun playing with photoshop afterwards, and liked some of the results (hopefully they won't be too large):





This last one is my desktop at home and work:


very nice!


Clytie 09-14-2004 10:43 AM


zero 09-22-2004 10:34 PM



going up or coming down?

trisherina 09-27-2004 05:41 AM


precipitous-feeling

Hyakujo's Fox 09-27-2004 06:24 AM


Magpie 09-27-2004 10:34 AM



Every woman's worst nightmare (most anyhow)... alone, no choice but to endure a dark, creepy staircase like this one. Only to reach the door that leads to an even scarier parking garage to finally achieve the safety of your car. Hyper-alert, all senses heighten...heart beating like a drum, barely breathing so that breath doesn't interfere with acute hearing, bigger than life don't-fvck-with-me posture assumed, plans for defense primed, keys positioned in fist as weapon if necessary, quiet cat like movement.

zero 09-27-2004 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magpie


Every woman's worst nightmare (most anyhow)... alone, no choice but to endure a dark, creepy staircase like this one. Only to reach the door that leads to an even scarier parking garage to finally achieve the safety of your car. Hyper-alert, all senses heighten...heart beating like a drum, barely breathing so that breath doesn't interfere with acute hearing, bigger than life don't-fvck-with-me posture assumed, plans for defense primed, keys positioned in fist as weapon if necessary, quiet cat like movement.



go to the top of the class


joppa.gal 09-27-2004 12:52 PM

How I do love stairs.


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