Come on in the waters fine. (It's safe to stop lurking and start posting)
 

SportsRacers and Duckies may, in the coming days and weeks, be making a migratory visit to these here lovely waters.

This is a safety thread - opened by someone from over there, over here. (Read the styled emphasis as you will)

Why not start by posting here:
(Introduction.)

or here:
New Po- I mean Toasters?

I believe we're called ZeMonkeys here, not sports racers (correct me if I'm wrong).

Anything anyone care to add? - general etiquette, dress code?

*getting popcorn*

JOJ :)

Ever seen a grown man naked? :)

Hello. I'll bite. I've posted over here before over the last few months, but not much.

*waves*

well, ever since i drunk deleted the guidelines, there really aren't any officially.. ze hasn't posted new ones. but i stick to these:

don't spam, be nice to each other, don't post images of porn or other graphic material (children visit here too, they say, so make a link to it), read the guidelines of a thread before posting in the Fiction Project, and don't leave the cap off the toothpaste.

please enjoy your stay here! :)

oh, and the Nolan sisters are Dinz' so keep off. he's pretty anal about that.

^^^^
and a few other things

he also thinks your fascination with soccer players is cute.

you mean football

i meant gay men, but football is close enough

Craig likes to think he's a scouser, so watch your wallet....

and please make sure you have all your shots

naked from the waist up, or naked from the waist down, it's your choice.

havent done much lurking, but dont worry.
ill lurk later to make up for it.