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dear

Zero,

you

know

dear zero

you know that pair of

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well,

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket

dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later?

I had to google chum bucket by the way. I was expecting worse.