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Angry Kid Hoyt 02-22-2008 11:37 AM

Children's Books You'll Never See
What follow's is a list from a contest from the Washington Post...but I think we can certainly think of more.
  • 1. Some Kittens Can Fly!
    2. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
    3. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
    4. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
    5. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
    6. Bi-Curious George
    7. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
    8. You Are Different and That's Bad
    9. How To Dress Sexy for Grownups
    10. All Dogs Go to Hell
    11. Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
    12. You Are Different and That's Bad
    13. Fun with Pointy Things
    14. Keep Picking At It
    15. It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce
    16. If it's in a Bottle Drink It
    17. You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape
    18. Sharing is For the Weak
    19. Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities
    20. Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?
    21. Is the Stove Hot Yet?
    22. The New Baby is Better Than You
    23. You Are Different and That's Bad
    24. Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
    25. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets
    26. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
    27. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
    28. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
    29. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    30. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
    31. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
    32. Strangers Have the Best Candy
    33. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
    34. Some Kittens Can Fly!
    35. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
    36. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
    37. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
    38. The Magic World inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
    39. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
    40. You Were an Accident
    41. Your Nightmares Are Real
    42. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Angry Kid Hoyt 02-22-2008 01:04 PM

Let Us Go and Play: Drink What's Under the Sink

Marcus Bales 02-22-2008 05:09 PM

Playing in Traffic

Veruki 02-22-2008 05:42 PM

1 pill, 2 pills, red pill, blue pill

Marcus Bales 02-22-2008 06:41 PM

A Child's Hobo Jungle

Tunesmith 02-22-2008 11:54 PM

Hahahah...Hoyt, my parents had that list on the refrigerator when I was young! :D

Some of them make a bit more sense now. :rolleyes:

Thanks for the memories...

Marcus Bales 02-23-2008 10:02 AM

Mr Gun and Mr Bullet

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-23-2008 04:22 PM

Shell Game on a Minefield

Coffee 02-24-2008 01:57 PM

You are too poor to ever become President.

Marcus Bales 02-24-2008 04:06 PM

Masturbation Secrets

T.I.P. 02-24-2008 05:17 PM

Janet Skimpythong Gets Disco Fever

Angry Kid Hoyt 02-25-2008 04:48 PM

No, Bobby, Grampa isn't Sleeping.

YsaPur EsChomuw 02-25-2008 04:51 PM

101 cool things To Do With Grampa's Dentures

Coffee 02-26-2008 02:32 AM

Fun with Matches.

Stephi_B 02-26-2008 09:37 AM

How to trick grown-ups
Vol. II (advanced learners)

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