unfortunate cookies
 

The other day a friend of mine was telling about the worst fortune she ever received from a cookie:

"All is not lost. Yet."

You will soon meet a talk, dark, and homicidal stranger.

Wear clean underwear next Tuesday. I'm just saying.

the hunan pork was not a good idea.

"Avoid caged monkies"

No one is interested in your "project".

Even when things seem to be going well, you will have spinach in your teeth.

May contain nuts.

You should have put that thread in the Fiction Project.

You can't have your cake and eat it too, so why not try one of our delicious lo-cal banana fritters?

You will date a woman with an afro far superior to yours.

A wise man will not reveal his interest in sourcing women's apparel.

I'd lay off the cookies if I were you, chubbs.

this may be your very last cookie

he's just not right for you, you know.