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Audreyvgs 04-30-2004 11:36 PM

Huh? Bink has like 7 pairs of those....in varying sizes, of course.

sparticle 05-01-2004 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Avalon
What about the lady who slept with her hsb. corpse for 2 years because she " couldn't stand the thought of being without him"??
Takes all kinds I guess.....

Somebody needed to explain the term "stiff" to her, I guess; some people are way too literal-minded.

I can just hear her bragging to the bridge club.

"My husband's stiff all night, every night!"

"How nice for you, dear."


:D

Clytie 05-01-2004 12:22 AM

"its been so long"

sparticle 05-01-2004 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Clytie
"its been so long"
hahaha - "Cat People"

topcat 05-01-2004 02:31 AM

i had a drunk guy tonight push on a door that said pull, then come back and tell me the door was locked

Clytie 05-01-2004 05:14 AM

wowowZers...u know things are gonna be wiErd when yer day ends with one of your siblings friends confessing they want to kiss you...mind u its when they are drunk...and did i mention hes just 18?

*sighs* why me?

Frieda 05-01-2004 11:27 AM

this picture of my friends giuseppe and eelco celebrating Queensday


laughingbuddha 05-01-2004 11:28 AM

frieda.. that made u laugh??

Frieda 05-01-2004 11:32 AM

yes, isn't it nice to watch friends having fun?

sparticle 05-01-2004 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Clytie
wowowZers...u know things are gonna be wiErd when yer day ends with one of your siblings friends confessing they want to kiss you...mind u its when they are drunk...and did i mention hes just 18?

*sighs* why me?

Because

1. you're pretty

2. you're female

3. he was drunk

and

4. you were there.

It's usually no more complicated than this. ;) Many seemingly cataclysmic life events can be explained by the above formula. ;)

Audreyvgs 05-01-2004 03:52 PM


Frieda 05-01-2004 03:53 PM

:D

nycwriters 05-01-2004 04:02 PM

I love the Bink. I do. :)

Audreyvgs 05-01-2004 04:32 PM

He won his first soccer game today...there's some Pele clone on his team! He'll learn alot from this kid! Oh crap, I just dated myself big time.

Frieda 05-01-2004 05:05 PM

now this made me laugh:

click

madasacutsnake 05-02-2004 03:49 AM

Letter from my old dad when I discovered that our company name is also these people's name:

http://www.whiterosesociety.org/


"No, I had not seen this, even if it was made on a Macintosh.

Interesting.

Also, interesting quote for you I read today, "It is hard not to hate George Bush."

Actually, this probably means that we are on the CIA's hit list. As they are pretty good at finding things, like WMDs, we should be pretty safe, but God help the rest of Adelaide when it is hit by the collateral damage"

Frieda 05-02-2004 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
Letter from my old dad when I discovered that our company name is also these people's name:

http://www.whiterosesociety.org/


"No, I had not seen this, even if it was made on a Macintosh.

Interesting.

Also, interesting quote for you I read today, "It is hard not to hate George Bush."

Actually, this probably means that we are on the CIA's hit list. As they are pretty good at finding things, like WMDs, we should be pretty safe, but God help the rest of Adelaide when it is hit by the collateral damage"

:D that made me laugh! :D

Aphrodite 05-02-2004 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Audreyvgs

This is really a wonderful shot!!
Pure joy! Also I find it to have wonderful colours and the contrast between the concrete, and the bubbles. The look on his face is priceless.

Audreyvgs 05-03-2004 02:19 AM

Bliss and the Bink are frequent companions. :)

Clytie 05-03-2004 08:18 AM

a funny thing happend to me today..
 
I went to a bonfire at a friends house...i arrived late and was greeted by everyone...in the greeting process a small boy (age 6) became attached to me...and he had a dog max the conversation went like this

Devin: hi im devin im six this is max he is a dog but hes part skunk

Me: o yes i see his black and white (it was a pomeranian)

Devin:and hes part wolf look at his ears!!!

Me: yes...

Devin: and feel him hes so soft..hey look heres his peepee...its really big...u wanna feel it?

Me: *totally and completely floored*

laughingbuddha 05-03-2004 08:30 AM

hahaha.. the question my dear is did u feel it?

Clytie 05-03-2004 08:33 AM

no...he then said come with me i wanna show u something and proceeded to drag me to another room --- it was a litter of new kittens but the kid had me worried for a second or two!!!

laughingbuddha 05-03-2004 08:35 AM

yep.. he might have asked you whether you got a pvssy too?

lol!!

Clytie 05-03-2004 08:37 AM

i know i look young but goodness...he was 6!!!! cripes!

laughingbuddha 05-03-2004 08:38 AM

yep goodness indeed...

Halleluiah Halleluiah Halleluiah

Clytie 05-03-2004 06:00 PM

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Avalon 05-03-2004 06:36 PM

psst clytie..we have a whole thread devoted to said chicken..somewhere around here.....:D
We had a blast with it.

Clytie 05-03-2004 06:39 PM

its taking me forever to read thru all this stuff....do u guys have cliff notes?

nycwriters 05-03-2004 09:20 PM

Oh man, I can't believe they printed that
 

Audreyvgs 05-03-2004 09:24 PM

Sometimes i feel like the air-crane got to me too, when Nico cooks.

Avalon 05-04-2004 09:31 PM

Oh yeah!! I can't believe this is a real product lol

http://www.bananaguard.com/

nycwriters 05-04-2004 10:56 PM

I can't believe that nobody at least feigned shock of the term "dirty sanchez" making it into print. :eek:

Apparently the guys named themselves that to check the naivetee of the reporter/photographer.

sparticle 05-04-2004 11:12 PM

Here I go, charging into battle:



ha-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

rmr 05-04-2004 11:14 PM

shock??

it happens to me almost every weekend!!!

nycwriters 05-04-2004 11:17 PM

Eeew RIMS! :eek:

rmr 05-04-2004 11:21 PM

you say tomato and i say dirty sanchez :)

sparticle 05-04-2004 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nycwriters
I can't believe that nobody at least feigned shock of the term "dirty sanchez" making it into print. :eek:

Apparently the guys named themselves that to check the naivetee of the reporter/photographer.

Got Chili? LOL

lapietra 05-05-2004 01:26 AM

This thread:

Hawaii Advice

Sorry Clytie... we sort of hijacked your thread... let this be a lesson to you ;) Never leave a thread unattended or the monkeys will get ahold of it & all hell with break loose... banana peels everywhere... poop flung far & wide...

Spicy Jack 05-05-2004 01:30 AM

POOP FIGHT! *thwack*

lapietra 05-05-2004 01:31 AM

aw damn... now I can't see.

Hey! This stuff tastes like... well, monkey poop. Blech. :p


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