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brightpearl 04-11-2011 07:26 PM

Took me a minute.

MoJoRiSin 06-07-2011 03:26 PM

[IMG] http://www.newyorkerstore.com/newyor...re/invt/137122 [/IMG]

Frieda 06-10-2011 07:00 AM

2 things:

1. getting a spam email from " Donald Duck "

2. my boss calling me from the car and telling me he just went to get a haircut and the hairdresser put something in his hair, and every time he opens the window of his car he smells a whiff of coconut.

MoJoRiSin 06-13-2011 11:16 PM

[quote=Frieda;207647/"cast no. 2"QUOTE]
(one character ???)

MoJoRiSin 06-14-2011 09:06 AM

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YsaPur EsChomuw 06-20-2011 07:34 AM

pee in a pond

and what do they do if a bird poops into it? :rolleyes:

YsaPur EsChomuw 06-23-2011 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee (Post 428683)
Packaging is the new Product

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MOPEDER 06-23-2011 08:36 PM


Coffee 06-24-2011 12:54 PM

^That made me belly laugh.

Brynn 06-26-2011 12:40 AM

sigh.

MOPEDER 06-27-2011 10:20 AM

Ronald McDonald doesn't like Wendy's
 

YsaPur EsChomuw 06-27-2011 12:02 PM


Frieda 06-27-2011 06:27 PM

^ with a foreword from the prince of wales! Is he a subject matter expert?

Frieda 06-29-2011 10:28 AM

my bulgarian housekeeping lady lecturing me in awful dutch on the fact that dutch people don't stop working when they're home:

"you type, type on laptop, always type, neighbor laptop, friend laptop, you laptop, you always tired in head, not sport tired but work tired in head all the time, turn off laptop when home and do fun things!"

MoJoRiSin 07-01-2011 08:28 PM

*what wehave here is a when when situation*

Frieda 07-03-2011 05:56 AM

no, this is not a good portrait
 

YsaPur EsChomuw 08-07-2011 10:55 PM

Simon's cat comic strip clickable strip

MoJoRiSin 08-08-2011 02:15 AM

"For some reason, CAN IT as an answer for the clue “Restraining order?” made me laugh, and I always like seeing EGRESSES in the grid because it reminds me of the P.T. Barnum story essentially proving his maxim that there is a sucker born every minute. Barnum’s American Museum was so popular that people would spend the entire day there. This cut into profits, as the museum would be too full to squeeze in another person. In his inimitable style, Barnum put up signs that said “This Way to the Egress.” Many customers followed the signs, not realizing that egress was a fancy word for exit, and not a sign for some exotic, new attraction. Some of the patrons followed the signs right out the door, and once they had left the building, the door locked behind them. If they wanted to get back in, they had to pay another admission charge. I like to reflect upon that story as one of the things that helped make America great."
~copy and pasted from nyt wordplay

xfox 08-08-2011 11:04 AM

^my Mom told me that one. Not exactly funny but large rain drops were falling and the leaves of my weeping cherry tree at my patio door were dancing.

YsaPur EsChomuw 08-21-2011 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfox (Post 429031)
The Collector's Guide to Recycling

:D

12"razormix 08-22-2011 07:26 AM


Quote:

Originally Posted by Frieda (Post 428684)

hahahahaha!

Frieda 08-25-2011 01:57 PM


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YsaPur EsChomuw 09-02-2011 12:00 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/s...sychopath.html

brightpearl 09-18-2011 10:05 AM

These rave reviews.

YsaPur EsChomuw 09-18-2011 10:19 AM

^ :D

Brynn 09-18-2011 03:26 PM

I like the snitty comment from the guy who posted it in the first place, too. Thank you brightpearl, that was hilarious.

Frieda 10-07-2011 04:02 AM


YsaPur EsChomuw 10-16-2011 03:52 PM

A laugh from Friday:

My students gave me this puzzle:

Mom is 21 years older than her kid. In 6 years she will be 5 times older than her kid.
The question is: Where is Dad now?

It does have an answer.



X+21 = Y
(X+6) × 5 = (Y+6)
(X+6) × 5 = ((X+21) + 6)
5X + 30 = X + 27
4X = - 3
X = - 3 / 4
Heh.

Brynn 11-13-2011 09:53 PM

Dysfunctional Family Circus

YsaPur EsChomuw 11-23-2011 12:34 PM

awkward family pet photos and others on the site

Brynn 11-23-2011 04:45 PM

^ Oh dear. Thread Killer's Thread. :D

brightpearl 12-07-2011 05:07 PM

Hahahhahahhahaha.

Copernicus the Homicidal Monkey.

Hahahahhahahhaha.

Frieda 12-22-2011 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox (Post 429884)
Once upon a time there was light in my life
but now there's only lunch in the dark

:D


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