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lostsadie 03-11-2007 11:13 PM


trisherina 03-12-2007 01:18 AM

chicken chicken

zenbabe 03-12-2007 03:36 PM

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an
examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You
have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.


The woman was shocked, but managed to compose
herself and walk into the waiting room, where her
daughter had been waiting.

"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are
good, and we celebrate when things don't go well. In
this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's
head to the club and have a martini."

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little
less somber. There

were some laughs and more martinis. They were
eventually approached by some of the woman's old
friends, who were curious as to what the two were
celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her
impending end. "I have been diagnosed with AIDS ,"The
friends gave the woman their condolences, and they had
a couple of more martinis.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned
over and whispered, Momma, I thought you said you were
dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you
were dying of AIDS."

The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches
sleeping with your father after I'm gone.

Odbe 03-12-2007 04:14 PM

In the morning the garbage truck rolled past and emptied my neighbour's bins. Her two toddlers came running out of the house to gleefully peek into the bins and see if the rubbish was gone.

Is this the new 'leave food out for the spirits and see if they take it'?
It was damn cute though.

Hyakujo's Fox 03-18-2007 07:04 PM


Hyakujo's Fox 03-18-2007 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkytuba (Post 337440)
A vroom with an ew!

Quote:

Originally Posted by priceyfatprude (Post 337441)
What would you say if I told you The Masturbating Bear got a job driving a bus?

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Jaime 03-18-2007 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trisherina (Post 336904)

That is.. really something. :D

trisherina 03-18-2007 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trisherina (Post 336847)

Don't miss the grand rounds version.

The palindromic Weird Al Dylan was great!

Jack Flanders 03-19-2007 12:54 AM

UFO Tofu!!

Jack Flanders 03-19-2007 12:59 AM

Trish - what kind of Brownies were served at that meeting? :cool:

trisherina 03-19-2007 09:38 AM

Chicken? :p

madasacutsnake 03-19-2007 05:33 PM

I can't help it............


Marcus Bales 03-26-2007 10:02 AM

Beer-launching mini-fridge:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/445498/

brightpearl 03-26-2007 07:33 PM

This is from Ricky Gervais' show Extras. It's not your mother's Harry Potter. Even features a still lovely Diana Rigg of The Avengers. "May I have my johnny back?"

Jack Flanders 03-26-2007 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 338226)
This is from Ricky Gervais' show Extras. It's not your mother's Harry Potter. Even features a still lovely Diana Rigg of The Avengers. "May I have my johnny back?"

Hahahaha!!! "Do you still have the catsuit from the Avengers?" "Go away Daniel." Snort!!! Priceless!!! I'm going to miss this show. Wahhh!!! :(


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