:D

^^ I let my son watch that most wonderful of Eddie Izzard bits done in lego and now we're having a very serious conversation about Words Not to Say at School. :p

^HAHAHAHA. I love when they have to run around.

But I actually came in here to say Hfox's dream of the brown tortoise made me laugh.

this t-shirt in that lip-dub zero posted

and also this:
"Bean and Nothingness"

Amouchino.
*snerk*

^^ :D Gandhi Mandarin Opium Den Hello Sailor Dirty Sanchez Latte :D ^^

The internet can be a scary place for the naïve.

Another quote by this guy in a different thread. "My work ethnic doesn't suit it." Haha. Poor guy.

Also from http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/12/5gannon.html

The Jingle Bells
BY EDGAR ALLAN POE

Hear the jingle bells!
Hear them jingle!
How they jingle!
How they jangle!
And see the madman in the red suit!
Who is coming!
He sees you!
With wide wild eyes.
He wants you!
He sees you when you sleep!
He knows what mad dances
The reindeer make!
How they twirl and touch their antlers!
How their blood is stirred
By the madman they call Claus!
How merry they are
As they drink your blood and say,
"Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a good night!"
You are their daughter!
My love!


- Serious lolz -_-

http://www.mensup.fr/usbwine/?act=in...WINE&o=92&p=61

the guy who patented this is going to make a fortune

If you have got hairy shins then it is best not to show them to prospective England boss Fabio Capello. He is quoted in The Sun as saying: "When a man crosses his legs and the trouser rides up to show hairy shins, it offends my eyes."

:D