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Hermione 09-02-2005 02:01 AM

"It would have been nice to live in ancient Greece. We could run around naked, playing games"

Hyakujo's Fox 09-03-2005 02:02 PM

Quote:

It emanated from the imagination of Barney, a San Francisco-born artist, who hired the mothership of the Japanese whaling fleet, the Nisshin Maru, to sail in Nagasaki Bay with a huge steel basin on deck. Hours were spent filling the basin with Vaseline poured in through hosepipes.

According to the script, the idea was to use the petroleum jelly to show the "relationship between self-imposed resistance and creativity" by transforming it into a "vast sculpture", called The Field, which is "moulded, poured, bisected and reformed" on the ship over the course of the film.

With the jelly congealing and moving with the sea, the movie "tracks the descent of form into states of sensual surrender and formal atrophy". But many critics attending the film festival were baffled, and at a press screening the sound of seats flipping up as viewers left the cinema began early.

In the film Bjork and Barney, identified as "The Guests", arrive on the vessel and are dressed as a Shinto couple in mammal fur costumes by geisha girls. There is what the publicity material calls "a harrowing liebestod" in which Bjork and her partner become "locked in an embrace" as they "breathed through blowhole-like orifices on the back of their necks".

They then take out "flensing knives" to "cut away each other's feet and thighs".

The script said: "Remains of their lower body are revealed to contain traces of whale tails at an early stage of development, suggesting rebirth, physical transformation, and the possibility of new forms. Having reached a state of maximum disintegration, the sculpture of The Field is then reorganised and the ship emerges from a storm, sailing through a field of icebergs towards the open southern ocean."

The two stars are then seen as a pair of whales, swimming behind the ship, heading for Antarctica.

Bjork was upbeat about the film, with Barney, the subject of a recent Guggenheim retrospective in New York, equally wrapped up in what the producers described as his "hermetic vision". Asked what the couple plan to do next, Barney said that he wanted to become "more experimental".
 

Avalon 09-03-2005 02:54 PM

I want to try some of WETH Bjork is taking. :p

trisherina 09-03-2005 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
Accidently came here when trying to get to zefrink.com.

Not quite as much as "the best damn smoking and vomiting robot we ever had," but close.

Brynn 09-03-2005 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
 

Throughout this, I just couldn't help imagining Barney the big friendly purple dinosaur.

Jack Flanders 09-04-2005 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties
your name, avatar and overall aura give me a bit of the homo bubblies.
are you a sister?

ok Jesus :mad: u win i'm a girl - so call me Jackie (with XX chroms and likin the boies)*. Still look up web site for Fourth Tower of Inverness.

*how old r u?

Jack Flanders 09-04-2005 02:38 AM

:mad: :mad: :mad: just heard that Rehnquist just died, shit. w. has 2 now

Jack Flanders 09-04-2005 02:42 AM

sorry - lost the happy thread. go foR it!

priceyfatprude 09-06-2005 04:45 AM

NOT SAFE FOR WORK
 
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74586

JesusTitties 09-06-2005 07:26 AM


craig johnston 09-06-2005 08:01 AM

one of my students cancelled because his 'time schedule bursted'.
i know the feeling.
:)

PorkonFork 09-06-2005 08:23 AM

Something that made me laugh today
 
It has to be "redalert" shortfilm :)
I happen to "Stumble" upon this today,

cheers, keep them coming

Geoff

Australia

JesusTitties 09-06-2005 08:33 PM


Jack Flanders 09-07-2005 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties

Race right? :mad, mad mad at usa gov't

JesusTitties 09-07-2005 05:44 AM

///

Frieda 09-07-2005 02:53 PM

"You need the computing power of a P1, 16 MB RAM and 1 GB Harddisk to run Win95. It took the computing power of 3 Commodore 64's to fly to the Moon.

Something is wrong here, and it wasn't the Apollo."

rmr 09-07-2005 05:57 PM

"My neck is so sore. I need one of those hand held massage things. I'm going to try to pick one up at sharper image or something."


:rolleyes:

JesusTitties 09-07-2005 06:12 PM


red 09-07-2005 07:36 PM

smarty's sheepskin crack

rmr 09-07-2005 08:11 PM


Smartypants 09-07-2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red
smarty's sheepskin crack

That was picture of JT's crack with the sheepskin, not mine!!

...OOOOHH, you mean the crack ABOUT the sheepskin! I get it! :p

Audreyvgs 09-08-2005 01:43 AM

hahahahahhah ^^^^that

madasacutsnake 09-08-2005 01:59 AM

Spending half an hour getting a headache flicking through WW2 tomes to answer CJ then getting up and falling over them.

Hyakujo's Fox 09-08-2005 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smartypants
That was picture of JT's crack with the sheepskin, not mine!!

...OOOOHH, you mean the crack ABOUT the sheepskin! I get it! :p

*ponders the wisdom of starting an "it's a rude remark" thread as a companion to the "it's a donkey" thread*

Jack Flanders 09-08-2005 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties
i just turned 16, my bday was a few weeks ago
u?
lol

u 16? lolololololah cough

priceyfatprude 09-08-2005 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
*ponders the wisdom of starting an "it's a rude remark" thread as a companion to the "it's a donkey" thread*

Do or do not. There is no try.

Smartypants 09-08-2005 05:14 AM

^^^ PFP = Party F. Pooper :(

JesusTitties 09-12-2005 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders
u 16? lolololololah cough

yeah is that 2 old?!? how old r u?

JesusTitties 09-12-2005 09:48 AM

the song "Ass like that" by Eminem.

Can someone, anyone, please dl that song right now and look up the lyrics on google and follow along with the words. I laugh every time i hear it.

JesusTitties 09-12-2005 10:28 AM


topcat 09-12-2005 11:07 AM

Artist: Eminem
Album: Encore
Title: Ass Like That




[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please




CLICK ABOVE TO VISIT OUR SPONSORS


I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

**** is wrong with you? (ha!)

JesusTitties 09-13-2005 08:34 AM

//

rmr 09-13-2005 04:46 PM


craig johnston 09-13-2005 05:21 PM

some people are very easily amused

rmr 09-13-2005 07:46 PM

^^ you laughed a little -- admit it!!!

Jack Flanders 09-14-2005 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston
some people are very easily amused

hey yoga - that was fking :D :D :D :D

rmr cool

JesusTitties 09-14-2005 10:45 AM

http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

can someone please just watch this with sound on

Max Headroom 09-14-2005 12:09 PM


rmr 09-14-2005 12:12 PM

^^ i take it you fell of the wagon -

Max Headroom 09-14-2005 12:39 PM

ha ha, no, a friend of mine sent that to me with the caption "It's not porn dude!!"

Day 9 and I'm still going strong...


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