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bealeblues 11-16-2004 03:54 PM

the look on everyone's face when i burst out of my office singing "i will never be untrue" by the doors at 8:30 this morning....

i dont speak in the morning, much less sing.... (and yes, i know i can't sing, so shut up dinz)

AllegroNg 11-16-2004 04:26 PM

The email that my sister sent her husband this morn:

Subject: lint in the loofa
>
> Matt,
> There was ball lent on the loofa this morning. I know your new undies
> give you excessive lent, but can you please wash your balls with your
> hands instead of the loofa. I spent a lot of time that I really didn't

> have trying to get it out this AM. Or if you do use the loofa pick the

> lent out of it before you get out of the shower. If you need different

> underwear let me know and I will pick some up for you....
> Love you!
>

sparticle 11-16-2004 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AllegroNg
The email that my sister sent her husband this morn:

Subject: lint in the loofa
>
> Matt,
> There was ball lent on the loofa this morning. I know your new undies
> give you excessive lent, but can you please wash your balls with your
> hands instead of the loofa. I spent a lot of time that I really didn't

> have trying to get it out this AM. Or if you do use the loofa pick the

> lent out of it before you get out of the shower. If you need different

> underwear let me know and I will pick some up for you....
> Love you!
>

Oh no she didn't! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

sparticle 11-17-2004 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by trisherina
I have stuck people with some doozies... one year, I got rid of a beauty that would henceforth always be known as "the humping ducks." It was a weird ceramic plaque featuring one duck behind the other in an undeniably suggestive pose, with the word "WELCOME" arched over them. Another year I wound up with Jalalabad chicken, a hideous creature who makes a fine garden decoration for scaring the unwary. I found out who the perpetrator of the Jalalabad chicken fiasco was, and made sure she got my next little treasure: a "resin" plaque reading "Jesus is the reason for the season." Not surprisingly, all the Islamic and Sikh women who make up a large part of our program's staff kept giving it away. Ah, the dorsal striatum.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Clytie 11-17-2004 12:58 PM

A drunk priest who was arrested after committing four
offences within an hour in Croatia claims his drink was
spiked. Father Josip Stefancic, 35, from Slunj, who
was celebrating St Martin's Day, allegedly hit a fellow
drinker in a restaurant and brandished a rifle in front
of terrified diners. After leaving the restaurant, he
allegedly caused a car crash and then insulted police
officers when he refused to take a breath test. But
the priest now claims that someone must have spiked
his drink as he dined with friends, local daily Vecernji
List reported. He said: "Someone must have put
something in my drink. I only had a few glasses of
wine and I doubt I could get that drunk from that
amount of alcoho

Audreyvgs 11-17-2004 02:26 PM

My sister this am:


"Jesus Christ, There's chickens on my stairs!!! They don't have any respect!!!!"

sparticle 11-17-2004 02:55 PM

OMG, Aud! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

If I see any respectful chickens, I shall be sure to send you pictures.

madasacutsnake 11-18-2004 01:55 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Audreyvgs
[b]Dear so and so.

It's been a month now since I ordered from you, is there a problem?

audrey


Dear Audrey

I cant believe that you did not recieve the airmailed package. Please advise.
Jens.



Dear Jens.

I am advising you that i did not recieve the package.

audrey

trisherina 11-18-2004 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lapietra


lapietra 11-18-2004 05:44 PM

hee hee hee hee heeee...

me too :D

zenbabe 11-19-2004 03:31 AM

hahahahahha!
 
I was just talking to me mum and she told me a story about how she was teaching her class of 7th graders and farted during mid-lesson. She tried to blow it off like maybe nobody heard it until one of the boys "who never lets things drop' made a comment about it.

So she pinned it on him and the class started laughing and she just went on with the lesson....HHAHAHAHA!

Frieda 11-19-2004 06:06 PM

i laughed today

MUHHAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAA


when i was on my hoverboat racing through the canals avoiding bombs dropped by a helicopter.. nice james bond music.. MUHAAAHAHAHAHA!! WOOOO HOOOOOOOOO :D

best 60 euros ever spent :)

priceyfatprude 11-20-2004 06:18 AM

Today? The instructions on my Cipro!
 
Patients should be advised:

1. to drink fluids liberally and not to take antacids containing magnesium, aluminum or calcium;

2. to discontinue ciproflaxin at the first sign of an allergic reaction;

3. of a possible decrease in mental alertness & coordination.

trisherina 11-20-2004 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12"razormix


agentsmith 11-20-2004 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by trisherina


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