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sparticle 12-14-2004 05:31 AM

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Originally posted by melissa
Sparticle, you should give lessons. I admire your creativity.
Thank you. If I ever give lessons, I will not charge. Just knowing that everyone else's husband/significant other is climbing the walls too will be thanks enough. :cool:

zenbabe 12-14-2004 05:38 AM

http://www.laserp.com/fun_stuff/star_schmucks.htm

sparticle 12-14-2004 05:40 AM

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Originally posted by drivinmissdaisy
That is funny, and totally something that I would believe.

I am trying to learn spanish, I think that it is a beautiful language.

Spanish is indeed a beautiful language.

The funny thing is that if anyone else told Mr. Spart such an outrageous falsehood, he would say, "Get out of here. There's no way." And yet he knows that about half of what I tell him is just pure nonsense, designed to confound, annoy and pester him.

My husband, it is often remarked by friends and foes alike, is going to ascend bodily into Heaven when his time comes. Believe me, he will have earned every star in his crown. :cool:

Hermione 12-14-2004 05:46 AM

I learned Spanish for four years. I spoke it pretty well. I suck now. I do watch novelas now and then to brush up.

trisherina 12-15-2004 06:34 AM

"There's still a lot of Queens in George Tennant."

-- GW Bush, as quoted on The Daily Show

Zaftig 12-15-2004 06:38 AM

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Originally posted by zenbabe
http://www.laserp.com/fun_stuff/star_schmucks.htm
"fvcking tricky"

HAHAHHAAAA! I love that!

Audreyvgs 12-15-2004 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by JesusTitties


Da1&only 12-15-2004 02:52 PM

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ha ha

priceyfatprude 12-15-2004 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by dinzdale
He's like a confederate Johnny Cochran isnt he?

More like Johnny Cockring ......:rolleyes:


drivinmissdaisy 12-16-2004 12:14 AM

A blonde called her bofriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jugsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is that supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to the assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then..........", he signed, ........"Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

Frieda 12-16-2004 12:23 AM

http://www.officeolympics.net/

Clytie 12-16-2004 08:56 PM

looking for a great gift this holiday?

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Zaftig 12-16-2004 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by madasacutsnake
Ha. Lala has pickle toes.

madasacutsnake 12-16-2004 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by Clytie
looking for a great gift this holiday?

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Check out the high bidder ID.

Zaftig 12-16-2004 11:26 PM

You have GOT to be Shittin' me! HAHHAHAAA! Np pun intended! hahahha! If the people that received her cookies only new those aren't chocolate chips and the brownies have a 'secret' ingredient!! HAHAAA


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