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zero 10-08-2008 12:45 PM

"... the literal video version of a ha's "take on me"...that is, the words of the song are changed to reflect what actually happens in the video.


Hyakujo's Fox 10-12-2008 09:46 PM

No Mam! He's not an Arab. He's a decent family man!

AllegroNg 10-13-2008 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox (Post 399303)
No Mam! He's not an Arab. He's a decent family man!

orz

Lookie at what's going on my car in a few days!!

Frieda 10-13-2008 07:59 PM



"honey, do you think these pants make my ass look big?"

Brynn 10-14-2008 03:36 AM

Are you sending drunk emails AGAIN?

MoJoRiSin 10-14-2008 01:01 PM

the first one ....
 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120570/quotes

YsaPur EsChomuw 10-15-2008 01:18 PM

"At cocktail parties, where one might quite reasonably simply wish to stand, or sit, and not be pestered by other guests seeking to make small talk, the use of a discreet lapel badge was sometimes to be recommended. This badge might state ones religious position in unequivocal terms, and invite discussion on it. Thus a small badge saying, "Please talk to me about Salvation" usually had the effect of ensuring a peaceful time at any party, leaving one untroubled by other guests coming up to engage one in unwanted conversation. Similarly a badge saying, "No longer infectious" could usually be calculated to ensure physical space, another commodity in short supply at the more popular cocktail parties."

Alexander McCall Smith: Corduroy Mansions

lukkucairi 10-23-2008 11:34 AM


Coffee 10-27-2008 11:16 PM

Frieda's new avatar.

MoJoRiSin 11-01-2008 09:44 PM

From the zefrank mainpage :
"Will this new Disney show have sexual undertones as well? Parents love those!

Tit for Tat Tweet
zefrank and seven dwarfs
zefrankchio
zefranktasia
beauty and zefrank
zefrankcahontas
zepoppins
the little zefrank
zefrank's toy story
white zefang
finding zefranko
zefrank-E
zefrank and his aggressive copy write lawyers

I'm pretty sure you just won the Disney lotto

Posted by: nader at November 1, 2008 7:02 PM

brightpearl 11-01-2008 11:01 PM

"Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit."

Jack Flanders 11-02-2008 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 400203)
"Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit."

OMG Please let US laugh again!!!

MoJoRiSin 11-02-2008 03:34 AM

good thing i can make myself laugh..........
 

T H A N K Y O U G O D !!!

;)

this song ("so what") made me laugh because of posts i have made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJZDsJ8UU64

12"razormix 11-02-2008 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoJoRiSin (Post 400210)
i meant to post that under politically incorrect costumes

:D

Peregrine 11-03-2008 08:20 PM



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xfox 11-04-2008 12:13 AM

A big city lawyer went duck hunting rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, 'I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.'

The old farmer replied, 'This is my property, and you are not coming over here.'

The indignant lawyer said, 'I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.'

The old farmer smiled and said, 'Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee. We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.''

The lawyer asked, 'What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?'

The Farmer replied, 'Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.'

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.

His first, second and third strategically planted kicks landed the lawyer into a cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, 'Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn.'

(I love this part)

The old farmer smiled and said , 'Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.

MoJoRiSin 11-04-2008 04:08 PM

This makes has made me laugh every single day since I first read it
THANK YOU YSA! ;)
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Quote:

Originally Posted by YsaPur EsChomuw (Post 399438)
"At cocktail parties, where one might quite reasonably simply wish to stand, or sit, and not be pestered by other guests seeking to make small talk, the use of a discreet lapel badge was sometimes to be recommended. This badge might state ones religious position in unequivocal terms, and invite discussion on it. Thus a small badge saying, "Please talk to me about Salvation" usually had the effect of ensuring a peaceful time at any party, leaving one untroubled by other guests coming up to engage one in unwanted conversation. Similarly a badge saying, "No longer infectious" could usually be calculated to ensure physical space, another commodity in short supply at the more popular cocktail parties."

Alexander McCall Smith: Corduroy Mansions


magdalen 11-04-2008 05:09 PM


Jack Flanders 11-05-2008 03:46 AM

:) yep, its a good day

trisherina 11-08-2008 02:21 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelGreengrocer
I never understood the passion with which people seek vengeance on another person.


MoJoRiSin 11-08-2008 12:56 PM

http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/

scroll down a little to find it

the "before" and "after" shots : )

brightpearl 11-10-2008 06:56 PM


YsaPur EsChomuw 11-11-2008 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odbe (Post 401083)
I did manage to convince most of the people who tried one that they were in fact 'genuine rats' tongues from Chinatown', and only told the truth afterwards.

:) :D :)

Brynn 11-11-2008 04:51 AM

Republicans, it's worse than you think

xfox 11-11-2008 12:28 PM

If you have time take this test

MoJoRiSin 11-13-2008 01:54 PM

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics
************************************************** *************
;)

Subject: Madame.
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Natalie," the old man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts... it was still $1,000. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row... where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I am from Minsk."
"Really?" replied Natalie, "I have a sister who lives there."
"Yes; I know," said the old man. "She gave me $3,000 to give to you."

magdalen 11-14-2008 04:33 AM



Nostril Ballet from The Ada's

Jaime 11-15-2008 02:04 AM


magdalen 11-17-2008 05:00 AM



"DO I HEAR THIS CORRECTLY? MRJAM IS GONNA COOK .."

YsaPur EsChomuw 11-18-2008 11:07 AM

A language school that was opened in my town is called New Speak

I don't know, probably for politicians and economists?

MoJoRiSin 11-18-2008 04:27 PM

"When do we get to vote on straight marriage?"

this is interesting ?

http://www.biblegateway.com/topical/...earch=marriage

Brynn 11-18-2008 09:47 PM


AllegroNg 11-19-2008 04:52 PM

Roomba Driver!!


Jack Flanders 11-21-2008 03:51 AM



ok - plug it in.

YsaPur EsChomuw 11-21-2008 10:42 AM


brightpearl 11-21-2008 11:08 PM

ouch

Peregrine 11-23-2008 01:31 PM


Brynn 12-16-2008 08:18 AM


brightpearl 01-04-2009 06:03 PM

Did somebody call El Guapo?

Marcus Bales 01-08-2009 10:47 PM



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