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catbelly 11-03-2003 08:49 PM

What is inside Maychorian's biggest closet?

the Canadian Income Tax Act.

Klynne 11-03-2003 08:56 PM

Surely the must be joking?

My aching back.

~*WickedAngel*~ 11-03-2003 09:16 PM

Didn't I warn you about playing with boys younger than you?



pink hair gel

Klynne 11-03-2003 09:21 PM

Does that work well in black hair?

Maybe tomorrow.

maychorian 11-03-2003 09:27 PM

When will the sun come out?

The Purple People Eater.

~*WickedAngel*~ 11-03-2003 09:29 PM

One eye one horn?


copy machine

Klynne 11-03-2003 09:33 PM

What did Wicked Angel use to take a picture of her butt, which led to her firing from her last job?

Rampaging rhinos.

maychorian 11-03-2003 09:37 PM

What's the only antidote to a sting from a killer bee?

A whole, whole lot.

~*WickedAngel*~ 11-03-2003 09:37 PM

How many secretaries has Beale gon through?


trick or treat

maychorian 11-03-2003 09:46 PM

What's the stupidest greeting in the world?


Pablo Picasso.

~*WickedAngel*~ 11-03-2003 09:54 PM

Who were you in a past life?


cheeky monkeys

Klynne 11-03-2003 09:57 PM

What in the world is flinging coconuts at me?

Yes, you are here.

~*WickedAngel*~ 11-03-2003 10:11 PM

Am I really?!


jrocker

Klynne 11-03-2003 10:15 PM

Who rocks?

Reality t.v.

~*WickedAngel*~ 11-03-2003 10:49 PM

What to do when extremely bored?


happy face

Arif-ul Haq 11-04-2003 10:23 AM

d

maychorian 11-04-2003 12:34 PM

What is that awful smell?


Three million dollars and twenty-six cents.

jaymirror 11-04-2003 01:32 PM

How much did you just declared you would send to my account?

(oops, forgot the new answer)

My baby

maychorian 11-04-2003 02:31 PM

What did you sell on ebay that earned you that three million dollars and twenty-six cents?


Great Big Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts.

Coffee 11-04-2003 04:11 PM

What would you like on your toast this morning?

Spring water.

dinzdale 11-04-2003 04:13 PM

What does a bear produce all winter?


Schnitztengrubel.

jaymirror 11-04-2003 04:15 PM

Was hast du gerade gesegt?

mammamia

Frieda 11-04-2003 07:53 PM

what´s the name of the pizzeria around my corner?

bean sprouts

~*WickedAngel*~ 11-04-2003 08:12 PM

What is Dinz's wig made out of?


swimming pool

Coffee 11-04-2003 08:34 PM

Where did you find that candy bar?


Caddyshack

~*WickedAngel*~ 11-04-2003 09:05 PM

Why don't gophers like golf courses?


blue hair

agentsmith 11-04-2003 09:07 PM

what covers the area below your navel and above your knees?


mooo.

~*WickedAngel*~ 11-05-2003 03:44 AM

What sound do you make during an orgasm?


faerie tales

maychorian 11-05-2003 05:05 PM

What's the only literature really worth trying to understand?


Ice tea (mint and raspberry.)

dinzdale 11-05-2003 05:14 PM

What the fark kind of rats piss have you just made me drink?



Gastroenteritis.

bealeblues 11-05-2003 05:22 PM

what faux malady did mrs. dinz #5 claim to have last time dinz tried to shag her?


75

dinzdale 11-05-2003 05:24 PM

What's the age limit for shagability of a relative for Beale?


a cat in a margharita machine.

bealeblues 11-05-2003 05:28 PM

what was the last thing dinz made during 'project time' at the retirement home?


grass

Perky Pat 11-05-2003 05:36 PM

What caused you to have those green stains on your knees?

Four different types.

dinzdale 11-05-2003 05:40 PM

STD's Beale has right now?


a thick brown stripe.

bealeblues 11-05-2003 05:41 PM

what is down the center of dinz's tighty whities?


rocks

Perky Pat 11-05-2003 06:07 PM

What the demonic three-year-old son of my neighbour habitually does before going to sleep?

An optical illusion.

bealeblues 11-05-2003 06:35 PM

what is the only explanation for dinz having a willy over 3 inches?


curtains

Klynne 11-05-2003 06:46 PM

Viagra

How do I make a lot of money quickly?

bealeblues 11-05-2003 06:50 PM

you farked that one up klynne...


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