Case of the pregnant lady
 

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 --- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years
old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets
sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will Reduce the Swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a
deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could
hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have Prevented this Accident"..... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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Lesser Moments in Spanish Extra Credit, from McSweeney's Internet Tendency. SO much good stuff on there, so funny, good place to go for a laugh. A warning, however.. the Dispatches from Iraq section, though very very good writing, is not funny. Not even a little.

^ Thanks, brightpearl, that was wonderful :D

I remember laughing out loud in the middle of a silent study hall at these:

Actual Responses By My Fourteen-Year-Old Japanese Students to the Prompts "In the Future, I Want To Be..." And "Because..."

Scenes From Lord of the Rings That Might Have Been Used as Setups for Bad Commercials Had the Filmmakers Not Respected the Material

^I'm ashamed to have contributed to your study hall delinquency; however, the fact that you can appreciate McSweeney's at such a tender age bodes well for your future.
:)

Fun with food!
 

^ no pickles? ;) :D

"..we made brownies. And I think we're dead."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiSBGKEEfus

As horribly vindictive as this will sound.. the HR woman that ruined my life and took away a significant promotion for no reason was demoted today for doing just that. It took three months but DARNIT I feel good. Next week I find out if they will be able to re-award the promotion. Here's hoping I get to post here again when it happens! :)

Oh, and my four kitties chasing each other through the house like a kitty train just now was pretty darn cute!

^ Housework can be fun if there are kittens chasing your broom.

*wipes away tears of mirth long enough to post*

The latest installment of Letters from an Earth Ball to, or concerning, Sean Hannity. This one will forever be known to me as the Sean-Hannity-is-a-Jockstrap-and-his-Voice-Smells-Synesthetically-of-Rancid-Bacon essay.

Not as high-brow as McSweeneys, but still damn funny :D

Defective Yeti's Puzzle Korner

Iraqi Invasion: A Test Misadventure

One more... saw this on the road today:
:D

I love him.

^oh my :D




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