...here it is......its..balanus


Do your deeds. :)

balanus (adj.): Describing a type of fear that permits the hands-free removal of seat cushion buttons.

balanus - the tipping point between order and chaos.

Forbidden forever to bring up the topic of Scrabble with Stanley again, Blanche retired to her room to ponder the balanus represented by her dictionary sitting by her bed, and fought the urge to look up the actual meaning of "zwischenzug."

balanus - A rare disease, sometimes referred to as Baboon Syndrome, affecting one's rear end. The effected area becomes red and expands like a baloon.

balanus: n.

The lesser known cetacean structures, related to the comb-like filtering structures, baleen. Balanus was used in certain predatory whale species, specificaly sperm whales, to separate squid beaks from the rest of the effluent, separating them at the stomach and ejecting them forward, rather than allowing them the much more painful rear entry.

balanus

баланюз - Russian for bollocks

balanus -- a type of early firearm, the barrel of which was two half-cylinders strapped together. When fired, it leaked noxious clouds of sulphurous gasses out the sides and back of the weapon instead of sending everything out the front, often leaving the gunner breathing his own fumes.

balanus

A disease affecting home plate umpires who dare irate managers to "try it."

balanus fear of leaving on vacation, hence, upsetting the rhythm of the work mombo.

balanus - a network on a farm for the exclusive use of Ovines

Last few hours.......

That was limp guys.......

really it's a type of barnacle...who'd a thunk it??

*sigh* Here goes then,

In no particular order, for no particular reasons...
Ze (Deux) - too obvious
Brynn - too Scrabbley
Coffee - too planktony
Bales - too blunderbussy
Daver - too umpey
Fox - what the fvck is a "work mombo"?
Funk - too cowy
Trish - close, but I cricked my neck attempting it, sooooooo....

Le Grand Prix de Lexicographie Amusant avec La Ribband Rouge pour References Testique dans une Definition Bibliographic

Mlle 30.48 Centimetres - As suitable a word as any for "Russian bollocks." :)

Play on, play on ..........

merci le roi des špatnyées :)

have fun with
coquelicot

coquelicot: A delicate fabric, very teasing to the fingers. Difficult to sew owing to its tendency to squirm and bunch in the feed dogs, frowning petulantly.

coquelicot - Contact croquet. Developed in the early 90's when people realised that croquet is a sport for people who can afford BMW's for their dogs and the "average man" decided that they would change the rules making the game entirely contact.