Ok, so here it is...

Best word pronunciation award goes to COFF-EE

Best 'write my next screenplay' award goes to Sparticle

Best interjection award goes to Dinzdale

in·ter·jec·tion
n.
1. A sudden, short utterance; an ejaculation.

Massive 'Ewwwwww' award goes to Trish and Beckstra

Best current events award goes to xfox

Best overdone award goes to !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marcus!!!!!!!!!!!

Second runners up are Smartypants, Hfox and MalMal and Funky

and the winner is GATSBY for making me laugh the most :D

*sharp intake of breath* OMG! OMG!

First of all, I'd like to thank the Academy and the SAG and Ze and Zen and .... ok, enough.

The new word is: seminaufragium!

Judging will be Saturday afternoon.

Go!

seminaufragium (n): A large refrigerated repository designed for the long-term storage of sperm samples, also: sperm bank.

^-- glad he didn't immediately go with his instincts

:D

seminaufragium (n): Bukkake fraggle style.

Boober and Wembley and Mokey rented some doozer porn and ended up making some seminaufragium of their own

seminaufragium n. the art, science and practice of planning a spring garden and plotting a harvest, but going to the supermarket instead to hunt and gather breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks for in between, and then to make an appointment for a manicure.

seminaufragium n. An incomplete naufragium. (pl. seminaufragia)

Seminaufragium - Biker slang for a collision of a gang of 9 motorcycles; also known as "an eighteen wheeler".

Seminaufragium: In Floridian law enforcement vernacular, the consequence of clashes between rival groups of aboriginal Americans native to the state.

Seminaufragium
 

SEMINAUFRAGIUM (sem-I-naw-FRAY-jee-em), n (Latin): A half-shipwreck, as when goods are cast overboard in a storm or when a damaged ship's repair costs are more than the ship's worth.


*drumroll, please*

The "Over My Head" Award goes to xFox.

The art, science and practice of planning a spring garden and plotting a harvest, but going to the supermarket instead to hunt and gather breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks for in between, and then to make an appointment for a manicure.

This is a highly prestigious award, as Gatsby likes to believe that very little actually goes over her head.

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The "Most Clever Manipulation of Syllables" Award goes to Marcus Bales!

Biker slang for a collision of a gang of 9 motorcycles; also known as "an eighteen wheeler."

I had to look at the word more than once to determine from where you had derived your definition. Jolly good job.

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The “Made Gatsby Laugh the Hardest” Award goes to Trisherina for her second definition.

In Floridian law enforcement vernacular, the consequence of clashes between rival groups of aboriginal Americans native to the state.

Her first definition gets the “Most Supportive of the Reproductively Challenged" Award.

A large refrigerated repository designed for the long-term storage of sperm samples, also: sperm bank.

Sadly, Trisherina must be disqualified for multiple entries. (Is that a rule? Okay, I’m being arbitrary...)

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First runner up is Smartypants for being the most cleverly succinct.

An incomplete naufragium.

But are you surprised? I'm not.

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And the WINNER IS FUNKYTUBA, who gets the "Most Effortless Combination of Japanese Schoolgirl Porn and American School-Age Cartoons" Award.

Bukkake fraggle style.
Boober and Wembley and Mokey rented some doozer porn and ended up making some seminaufragium of their own.

He also wins the "Making Gatsby Inadvertently Google X-Rated Terms" Award.

Take it away!

*bows*

The next word is:

farctate

Farctate - arrhythmical contractions; what the heart does during a myocardial infarction

FARCTATE n. - ruler or sovereign; specifically, a title for one who ruled ancient Persia, during the period that Farsi became the primary language of the region.

Farctate (v.) - What happens when a woman with saline implants tries to breastfeed her child.